Billy Warmth's Weekly Newsletter
07/30/06
WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
ANNOUNCEMENT #1
"Mensa Money Question"
At each of my shows every week from July 3rd until the end of 2006 I will have a "Mensa Money Question" worth $20 in cash. It will replace the 31st and final question of the night. If any team(s) answers the question correctly your team(s) will split that $20. Odd dollar amounts after the splits will go into the pot for that show's selected charity. If no team gets it correct the $20 will be designated for that particular charity and the totals will be donated at the end of the year.
The Selected Charities For 2006:
Monday: Barn Door
United Disabilities Services
TALLY TO DATE - $80
Wednesday: Villa Nova West
American Cancer Society - Relay For Life
TALLY TO DATE - $68
Thursday: Celis @ Crossgates
Millersville Fire Company
TALLY TO DATE - $48
ANNOUNCEMENT #2
On Saturday, August 19th, (rain date is the 20th) from 7am to 1pm there will be a Yard Sale & Chicken BBQ at Penn Manor's Comet Field on 741 at Wabank Road. This event will benefit the Penn Manor Class of 2007 Post Prom. Donations of items in good condition for the Post Prom table will be accepted and greatly appreciated! All sales are final and there will be refreshments available.
If you would like to reserve a space ($15) and (if needed) a table ($5) please call 872-9321.
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.
GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!
This Week's Dreaded Mini-Categories Are:
Monday
Famous Indian Chiefs
Wednesday
Dinosaurs
(Early 90s ABC TV Show)
Thursday
French Food
NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943
MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM
Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.
LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE
Remember last week when I commented that we had the biggest show yet here at the Barn Door the previous week! Well.....that is no longer the case. Last Monday night 17 teams packed the place to the rafters. 87 out of the possible 91 available seats were filled including 10 from the "Suzuki Strings Institute". They were visiting string musicians teaching a course at Millersville University and they came out to 2 of my shows last week. Although they did not do as well as they thought they might, I think they had alot of fun. Their team names were the "G-Strings", "Hi Martha" and the "Suzuki Table". Thanks for an enjoyable couple of nights. As for the winners and losers....."Lionel Richie Has Left Us" used the help of their own "Salads" mini-category to beat "Out of the Vortex" and "Max Fine and the Disorderly Conducts". "Wacky Corner", once again, finished in the "you get nothing but my thanks" 4th place position with "Just the Girls" and "Laffy Taffy" 1 point further back. Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'Suzuki teams almost swept the major Wacky Raffle prizes as they took home the box of Swedish Fish and the barrel of Utz Cheese Curls. "O'Know" prevented the sweep by taking home the 3 pound box of Oreo cookies.
LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 72 POINTS - LIONEL RICHIE HAS LEFT US
2nd Place - 64 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 56 Points - Max Fine and the Disorderly Conducts
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344
Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat
THIS WEEK'S DINNER SPECIALS
Spaghetti & Meatballs - ALL YOU CAN EAT - $7.95
Villa Nova's Own HOT WINGS - $4.00/ dozen
DRINK SPECIALS
Pabst - $1.50/Glass - $5.00/Pitcher
LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE
Last week "Out of the Vortex", after getting beaten up in recent weeks, took advantage of "Cowbell" and "D-Generation X" being on vacation and decided to get out the ole whoopin' stick and hammer everybody who dared to walk through the doors. "Holy SWAG" tried but couldn't catch 'Vortex and the 3rd place "Jomama" team was "shocked and awed" through the first 2 rounds. Bob and Gay only had 9 out of a possible 30 points after 2 rounds but made a miraculous recovery in the 3rd round to sneak into 3rd place ahead of the "Weaners". Meanwhile, "Bruzilla's Gone Mad" took a good thumping and finished 5th ahead of "MB Express" and the "Lone Irishman". The 'Bruzilla team blamed their lack of scoring on 'Nette! They may have a point.
LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 68 POINTS - OUT OF THE VORTEX
2nd Place - 57 Points - Holy SWAG
3rd Place - 49 Points - Jomama
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628
Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat
LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE
Well, after a 3rd place and 2 straight 1st place finishes without Doc and Judy, "R & R" witnessed their return from Canada for the show before they continued on their planet-wide jaunt. Guess what? I was correct last week when I suspected that Doc and Judy might be a liability. John, Claire, Sharon and Phyllis saw their 3 weeks of magic disappear into a 5th place finish. To add insult to injury, their trivia nemesis, "Ladies Night Out", took top honors last week in a very close competition. They beat the "Cheeseballs"(61 points), the "Bar Ks"(60 points) and "Wrecked 'Um"(58 points) by a total of 4 points. "R & R" did manage to finish in a 5th place tie with "Crimson Tied" while the once feared "Out of the Vortex" took it on the chin again and finished well of the pace. Welcome back to the vacationing "Off Duty" people and good luck this week. Reminder, this is the ON week for that group of Millersville golfing misfits who take up seats but never want to stay to play.
LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 62 POINTS - LADIES NIGHT OUT
2nd Place - 61 Points - Cheeseballs
3rd Place - 60 Points - Bar Ks
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Trivia Partners:
EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"
Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.
Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn
Wed. 8 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz., 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn.
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)
PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEWEST PARTNER
BARTENDER J
Jay hosts the following shows:
Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370
Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646
DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore
See Damion's website
www.damionwolfe.com
for his complete schedule.
Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com
This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) is the guy to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.
I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's shows (Bubes Brewery and Lititz VFW) as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.
Thanks To All
Buddha