02/10/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

The Tournaments Are Coming! Yes it is nearly tournament time as Spring 2008 approaches. Your Spring 2008 9-week tournament at the Barn Door will begin on Monday, March 3rd and conclude on Monday, April 28th. Your 9-week tournament at Celis Clubhouse @ Crossgates will begin on Thursday, March 6th and conclude on Thursday May 1st. I am seeking donors for the big tournament prizes at the end of the tournaments although any donations would be heartily appreciated. I am also planning to have a Trivia World Series/Super Bowl late in the year. Invitations to play will be based on your tournament standings as well as a few at-large entries.

Your previous champions are:

Barn Door

Spring 2006 - Out of the Vortex
Fall 2006 - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
Spring 2007 - Out of the Vortex
Fall 2007 - Out of the Vortex

Celis @ Crossgates

Fall 2005 - Ladies Night Out
Spring 2006 - Ladies Night Out
Fall 2006 - Bar Ks
Spring 2007 - Ladies Night Out
Fall 2007 - Out of the Vortex


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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

12 teams and 70 people.....It has been pretty good lately. "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" tried to make a triumphant return but they fell just short of "Out of the Vortex" in their quest for 1st place. Carrie will probably tuck her tail now and hide until the tournament begins in a few weeks. Meanwhile the "J-Men" keep saber rattling as if they are the team to beat, and they just might be. The tournament is a cummulative points total and the "J-Men" have been the most consistent team over the last 8 or 9 weeks so the championship is anyone's guess. Might we see a return of the dastardly "Cowbell". Might we see a return of "Wacky Corner"? Oh yeah, you guys have been showing up......Sorry. Will "Puppet Lint" return to their regulars status? Will "McClanes Militia" ever beat "Just Bonin' Up". Are "Bob's Angels" any match for the rest of the crowd. Will the "Booth" ever have a good final round? Don't know but Tom said Cindy hasn't been much help.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

February 11th: Lancaster County
February 18th: The Beatles
February 25th: Human Internal Organs

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 65 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 63 Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 57 Points - J-Men
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

The "Stupid MOFOs", without Joyce, Rick, James Thomas and Tracey (not Tracy) won for the 2nd straight week and they have now won 4 out of 6 weeks and they have to be considered the team to beat in the upcoming Spring tournament. Tracy (without the "e') thinks it would be refreshing if the aged geeks from "Out of the Vortex" would go down in a heap of flaming something or other. Speaking of Tracy, Matt said she is a flake and he can't wait until their true leader, Joyce, gets back from Palm Springs. Now Matt could be her husband.....or her brother. I forget which one said that. In the meantime I discovered that Lisa likes massages (Matt provided it) and Melba actually likes hugs if you get her trashed. "Out of the Vortex" finished 2nd as they had 135 people on their team. Margie initially though they would only have 7.....go figure. And, the Bar Ks finished in the top 3 as Karen led the charge. Lou was totally worthless and special guest John wasn't much help either.

February 14(Valentines Day): Flowers
February 21st: Florida
February 28th: The Perodic Table of Elements

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 62 Points -Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 60 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 57 Points - Bar Ks

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)



DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

02/03/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW
_______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

An even better crowd turned out last week as we filled the bar and nearly filled both dining rooms Kim and Bill brought out a secret weapon (her dad) last week, and the gang from "Off in the Shower" easily handled "Out of the Vortex" in the race to the finish. However, they nearly weren't as fortunate with the "J-Men". They "J-Men" finished only 2 points out of first. As the Spring 2008 tournament approaches, the "J-Men" consider "Out of the Vortex" to be pretenders. "Wacky Corner", after self- destructing in recent weeks, finally made it back to the top 3 as they edged out "Just Bonin' Up" and "Out of the Vortex" who tied for 4th place. 'Bonin's Tahra is wondering where her friend Glenda is hiding. This, of couse, is the same "friend " that she hasn't talked to in about a year. What's up with that. And, it is always a pleasure to see Lisa and Cindy with their hubbies in tow. Hubbies, hobbies, I don't know.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

February 4th: Talk Show Hosts
February 11th: Lancaster County
February 18th: The Beatles

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 68 Points - Off in the Shower
2nd Place - 66 Points - J-Men
3rd Place - 61 Points - Wacky Corner
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Itt was a night of epic proportions last Thursday night as "Out of the Vortex" suffered one of their worst defeats in as long as anyone can remember. The James Thomas and Tracey (not Tracy) inspired "Stupid MOFOs" did what they have been doing on a regular basis here at Celis @ Crossgates and that is going completely berserk in the final round to rout the competition. They were challenged by a couple of Cat's Meow transplants called the "Skunk Werks" but that is where the competition ended. "Off Duty", after 3 weeks of performing horribly inside the clubhouse, returned to their normal seating in the lobby and promptly returned to the top 3. Once again the "Bar Ks" had to suffer in 4th place and I think it was because Jen and Shayna couldn't make it. Lou claims he had to carry the team. The epic part came with the defeat, AGAIN, of the once mighty "Out of the Vortex" who finished 24 points back in 8th place. Yes you read that correctly. It wasn't a typo.....24 points back. Barbara and Bob couldn't make it. They were still recovering from their 3 week trip to Antarctica and all the seal blubber they ate finally got to them. they (Barbara and Peter) were, however, able to make it to the Monday show 3 days earlier on the day of their return and help the 'Vortex lose AGAIN. DOH!. Special Notice to all.....the "Stupid MOFOs will be slightly depleted as the big guns of Joyce and Rick (damn that's funny, you gotta know Joyce) will be vacationing in sunny Southern California while Rick get's to play golf in Palm Springs. The 'MOFOs Tracy (not Tracey) has claimed the team leaders crown for herself in Joyce's absence. Lisa has a serious problem with that so we might see fireworks Thursday. My brother is taking bets on the upcoming catfight.

February 7th: World Leaders
February 14(Valentines Day): Flowers
February 21st: Florida

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 77 Points -Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 71 Points - Skunk Werks
3rd Place - 67 Points - Off Duty

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

Thursday, January 24th

8pm to 11pm

Annie Bailey's Irish Pub

www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
28-30 East King Street
Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602
Phone: 717-393-4000

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

01/27/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Another good crowd last week as we welcomed back the "Cacophony of Curious Canines". Say what? Yes it was the return of Tony, Lisa, Rich, Cindy, Angela and Kelsey (fromerly known as "Puppet Lint") and they did an excellent job finishing second behind the mighty "Out of the Vortex". The "J-Men" finished a distant 3rd. That was probably because they chose to eat as a team at the tables in the dining room instead of their usual position opposite the 4th place "Wacky Corner" at the bar. Tom tried to stack the deck by trading his lovely daughter Holland for his lovely wife. Didn't work. "Just Dumb Luck" had their streak of 4 straight 4th place finishes broken as Jack Nicholson bested Paul Newman for Oscar nominations. You had to be there for that one.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

January 28th: Product Logos
February 4th: Talk Show Hosts
February 11th: Lancaster County
February 18th: The Beatles

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 74 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 64 Points - Cacophony of Curious Canines
3rd Place - 60 Points - J-Men
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Last Thursday night was a special night as we welcomed one of Central PA's finest showmen to the show. His name is James Thomas. He is the frontman with the golden pipes from the rock band Leadfoot. They are featured on the cover of January's issue of Pennsylvania Musician magazine. Why do I mention this you ask! Because James Thomas is my highly regarded younger brother. Yes, that guy with the hair down to his ankles, the 22 inch waist and a cool sense of humor is also now an adopted member of last week's winners, the "Stupid MOFOs". He had an option to play on "Out of the Vortex" with Margie and the gang of geeks but then I introduced him to the 'MOFOs Joyce, Tracy and Lisa. When he stopped drooling all over himself he said "I'm playing with them". Yeah, in his dreams. Well, after we put the towels away, the show was on. The ubergeeks from the 'Vortex didn't stand a chance last week, nor did anyone else as the JT(James thomas) infused 'MOFOs were nearly perfect with 'Vortex floundering in 2nd. Surprisingly, the geriatric "Thorns-N-Roses", without the youngins, actually still managed to finish in 3rd place. That is the 2nd week in a row that they have finished in the top 3. The Vegas odds makers were stunned by this and they have asked the Nevada Gaming Commission to open up an investigation. Further back in the pack the "Bar Ks" are concerned about their upcoming tournament hopes as they have lost the help of John and Jan for 3 months. John is serving a consulting sentence in New Jersey and Jan went with him. Conjugal visits are apparently permitted. We also welcomed back "Plebus". Donna and Steve had the lovely Sue and her wacko husband Barry in tow along with Adam and his better half. "Just the 18th's" Dawn was wondering where Zuzu was. John told me I should tell her he had to wash his hair.

January 31st: Jumbles
February 7th: World Leaders
February 14(Valentines Day): Flowers
February 21st: Florida

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 82 Points -Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 76 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 57 Points - Thorns-N-Roses

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

Thursday, January 24th

8pm to 11pm

Annie Bailey's Irish Pub

www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
28-30 East King Street
Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602
Phone: 717-393-4000

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

01/20/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW


Damion Wolfe Appearing at Annie Baileys

Yes, our good friend, Baltimore's own Singer/Songwriter Damion Wolfe makes his debut appearance this week at Annie Baileys in Downtown Lancaster from 8pm to 11pm. Of course he very crazily got a Thursday night gig which, naturally, takes place the same time as my Thursday night show at Crossgates. For those of you who are regulars I hope to see you and for those who are not I hope you can get downtown to see Mr Wolfe. He really is quite talented. Please see the Trivia Partners area at the bottom of this newsletter for the time of his show and check out Annie Baileys website at www.anniebaileysirishpub.com. Take note that the website lists Damion's time as 9pm to 1am so you might want to check with the Pub. Damion is also appearing in downtown York on Friday night at the Harp and Fiddle on North George Street. Apparently Damion is on the Irish pub "gotta do" list. I think Damion thinks he is an accoustic version of U2 or else the new Van Morrison. Seriously, check out damion's website at www.damionwolfe.com. He has been playing at more Irish Pubs than you can imagine. In any case, get out to see him if you can.
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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

The anemic level of turnout seems to have turned around as we had 13 teams out last week here at the Barn Door. After getting hammered the last few weeks, "Out of the Vortex" got back into the swing of things with a 9 point victory over the talented "J-Men". The "J-Men" had a 2 week winning streak broken. Another 2 points back was Brian and his gang who, last week, called themselves "Muck My Stick". And, we have a different type of streak going for "Just Dumb Luck". Katie, mom, Aunt Judy, and the grandparents, with little help from brother Adam have now finished 4th for 4 straight weeks. No, you DON'T get a prize for 6 straight 4th place finishes.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

January 21st: Accounting Terms
January 28th: Product Logos
February 4th: Talk Show Hosts
February 11th: Lancaster County

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 79 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 70 Points - J-Men
3rd Place - 68 Points - Muck My Stick
4th Place - 64 Points - Just Dumb Luck
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Mother Nature disrupted the normal flow of things last week. Heaven help uss this week because if i have to cancel another show the "Stupid MOFOs" Joyce has threatened to make me a soprano. OUCH! As if I have control!

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

January 24th: U S National Parks
January 31st: Jumbles
February 7th: World Leaders
February 14(Valentines Day): Flowers

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - Mother Nature
2nd Place - Those Who Were Thankful I Cancelled
3rd Place - Those Who Weren't

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

Thursday, January 24th

8pm to 11pm

Annie Bailey's Irish Pub

www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
28-30 East King Street
Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602
Phone: 717-393-4000

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT

This is a Special Weather Statement from the Department of Trivia Control, under the joint cooperation of the tha faculty union at Millersville University (APSCUF), the Mexican National Guard and Area 51 with assistance from Vice President Dick (Shoot 'em While You Can) Cheney. In an effort to not endanger anyone ( Cheney was not involved ) while traveling tonight, the trivia show that you all hold near and dear to your hearts is being postponed. Your mini-category, U. S. National Parks, will be held over to next week. Keep yourselves warm and cozy tonight and we look forward to seeing you out next week.

This message was sponsored by the Republican National Committee. They are well versed in snowjobs.

01/13/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW
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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

The Barn Door show returned last week after its 2 week hiatus to an anemic crowd. Maybe I am spoiled but although the bar was completely filled and the back dining room was full, the main dinig room saw only one team, "Out of the Vortex". Perhaps it was that noone wanted to play with the 'Vortex. Oh Well, 9 teams and 45 people still made for a good show. We welcomed back Tara and her loons from "Just Bonin' Up". They didn't do as well as they have in the past but they will get their trivia legs back. Oh yeah, that's their problem. It's not the legs that matter. That brain thing get's them every time. On the show front the "J-Men" romped to victory once again as they beat "Out of the Vortex" and the "Fighting Hookbills" to the finish. "Wacky Corner" suffered from the 3 week layoff, Phil was no help. Good luck Monday night. I hope to see all of you back out in force.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

January 14th: U S Coins and Currency
January 21st: Accounting Terms
January 28th: Product Logos

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 70 Points - J-Men
2nd Place - 61 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 56 Points - Fighting Hookbills
4th Place - 44 Points - Just Dumb Luck
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

This show just keepsing steaming along. Another Big night, another big crowd! 15 teams, 120 people and "Ladies Night Out" was once again a complete no show, the "Stupid MOFOs" crashed and burned for a 2nd straight week BUT.....are you all sitting down......We had a shock to the leaderboard last week. Do you remember that one of the teams that the 'MOFOs Joyce wants to have investigated is "Thorns-N-Roses". She believes that their geritol is being "juiced". Well.....THEY WON! Yes you heard that correctly but I am convinced it wasn't the oldies but goodies. I think it was the youngins on their team....led by the return of Christine to help them. Yes they were dancing in the lobby when they found out that they had beaten "Out of the Vortex", "R&R" and the "Bar Ks" with a 9 out of 11 final round. Alcoa Aluminum and the Sago Mine is what set them apart. The "Bar Ks' got caught in a Mousetrap that prevented them from finishing in, at least, 2nd place. A near disastrous 1st round didn't help them either. Hey Shayna....."P. S. I Love You". You had to be there to appreciate that. A Hearty welcome back goes out to "Plebus" as Steve and Donna brought back some of the old gang and.....to the "Stupid MOFOs".....I hope Tracy and Joyce kiss and make up (as Rick and Matt cheer in the background). I think they are both fighting over Lisa and it isn't helping the team.

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

January 17th: U S National Parks
January 24th: Jumbles
January 31st: World Leaders

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 72 Points - Thorns-N-Roses
2nd Place - 65 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 64 Points - Out of the Vortex
4th Place - 61 Points - Bar Ks

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

01/06/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Happy New Year Gang

Sorry the newsletter is late. I have a cold that has completely sucked the life out of me and I forgot all about your newsletter.

The Barn Door Show returns on Moday, January 7th

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

No Show last Monday night so no blurb, just resukts from the winners. Say What?

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

January 7th: Birds
January 14th: U S Coins and Currency
January 21st: Accounting Terms

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - Crown Royal
2nd Place - Lager
3rd Place - Party Favors
3rd Place - Viagra
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Another Big night, another big crowd! "Ladies Night Out" was a complete no show, the "Stupid MOFOs" wish that they hadn't shown and the "Bar Ks" were nearly perfect, without Jack......Hmmmmmm! Yes, you read all of that correctly. Pam and Sally are still fighting over their boytoy Bruiser. Lisa's 'MOFOs, after romping to victory for 2 straight weeks, looked more like the Miami Dolphins on their way to getting completely humiliated by the "Bar Ks". Yes, cheers went up around the bar as the Jack-less Karen claimed victory for her teammates. The "Bar Ks" missed only one question the entire evening and had they listened to teammate Lou they would have been perfect. But his lovely mother-in-law, Jan, just didn't believe he could possibly be correct with his answer of Xerox to a question about laser printers. They were seen arguing heatedly in the parking lot after the show. John was tempted to break it up but he was apparently enjoying the shouting match. Meanwhile Karen called Jack and told him they had traded him to the "Stupid MOFOs". When Lisa found out she nearly went ballistic with Joy(ce). They each have a secret crush on Jack. Uh Oh, I hope Rick and Matt didn't hear that. "Out of the Vortex", you know.....the ventilator team, finished 2nd with "Crimson Tide" having one of their best nights in recent memory finishing 3rd. The lovely Elizabeth (with a 'z') took complete credit for the victory. With 15 teams out to the show the "Stupid MOFOs" even got beat by the likes of "Thorns-n-Roses" and "Just the 18th". They even got beaten by our illustrious visitors from the Barn Door, "Just Dumb Luck". Bob and Irma came out with the lovely Katie, Katie's sister Laura and Laura's new boytoy Derek and they had fun even though they were relegated to the lobby with about 40 other people as this show maintains it high fan support.

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

January 10th: Agatha Christie
January 17th: U S National Parks

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 80 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 73 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 72 Points - Crimson Tide

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN

Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com
for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

12/30/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Here's To Hoping All Of You Have A Happy New Year

The Barn Door Show is on hiatus thanks to the holiday eves and will return on Moday, January 7th

_______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

No Show last Monday night and no show tomorrow night. Have a safe and Happy New Year. See you in 2008.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

December 31st: No Show
January 7th: Birds
January 14th: U S Coins and Currency
January 21st: Accounting Terms

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - Santa
2nd Place - Rudolph
3rd Place - Blitzen
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Big night, big crowd! The cheers went up early as the crowd found out that Bruiser will be missing for 3 weeks. Sally of "Ladies Night Out" was upset when that news broke. She decided she was going off to Florida rather than suffer here without her boytoy Bruiser. All that means is that she and Pam will now be fighting for Bruiser. So, as we go on with the show, 126 people on 16 teams showed up. It felt like some kind of holiday was taking place. We welcomed home from various Universities the former stars of the PA State Champion Penn Manor High School Quiz Bowl Team and Supreme Court Justice Sam Mecum. The "Bar Ks" Jack was hunting, AGAIN, "Off Duty" had MORE visitors from jolly old England (didn't help them) and Dawn and her "Just the 18th" crew decided to boycott the show for one week (something about seating the week before). Meanwhile, the "Stupid MOFOS" continued their winning ways with their 2nd straight beatdown of all challengers. Even the 2nd place "Out of the Vortex" (Margie had to keep waking her teammates up.....ventilator problems) was amazed at how easily the 'MOFOs took control and I now know why. The 'MOFOs have apparently had a revolution of sorts and the bombastic Joyce has been voted off the island by her teammates. Even hubby Rick acknowledged that it was going to her head. The change, however, might prove to be worse than before. Sources tell me that the new chief "loon"atic is Tracy. Her husband, Matt, was applauding the news out in the parking lot after the show when Lisa came up behind him and smacked him in the head with a railroad tie. Why she had one is still a mystery. Lisa wanted to be the new Queen Nutjob but Tracy paid people off. Look out this week when they won't have the very young Shannon to help them out. Tied for 3rd place last week was "R&R" along with the "Kids R Home". The Walton crew, yep John Boy lives, finally cracked the top 3 with the help of invited ringers. And.....a big welcome back to Christine who tried as best she could to help out the Geritol (Steroid Juiced) bunch from "Thorns-N-Roses" and a grand welcome to Brian and his gang from the Barn Door (Yes, Hello Melanie), who called themselves "Wait, This Isn't The Barn Door". Joining them out in the lobby was our newest team..."The Better Half". Their head-whench, Barb, finally made it back out after she disappeared for 4 weeks. Thanks to all of you for continuing to support this show so enthusiastically as am about to begin my 7th year here at Crossgates. I hope all of you have a safe and enjoyable New Years Eve.

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

January 3rd: Marilyn Monroe
January 10th: Agatha Christie
January 17th: U S National Parks

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 81 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 72 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 67 Points - Kids R Home
3rd Place - 67 Points - R & R

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

12/23/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

An Anniversary Of Sorts
History of Trivia In Lancaster

Back in the fall of 1994 I met a guy known as Curtis Earth. Curtis worked for Keller Brothers Ford but his passion was music and meeting people. You see, Curtis was also a professional DJ in his spare time who also happened to host the only, at that time, trivia show in the area. Margie and I heard of Curtis through the former owners of the Timberline Lodges south of Strasburg. They and some family members frequented his show at the Holiday Inn East and called themselves "Team Timberline". Yeah, they were a clever bunch. It seems they had an arch nemesis team called "G-Man and Company" that they had trouble beating. Kinda like you guys have today with "Out of the Vortex". Well, they invited us to play on their team to give them a shot at the victory circle. They knew Margie was the smart one, I was just filler. Margie and I eventually split off to form "Out of the Vortex" and for many years we followed Curtis' shows to places like Bubes Brewery, Lancaster Malt Brewery, the Rawhide Saloon, Doc Hollidays, Marion Court, the General Sutter, the Blue Star Hotel, the Elizabethtown Inn and I am sure there were a few I forgot. He even had an all Simpsons trivia show on Sunday nights at the old Zoetropolois Theater on West Lemon Street that was eventually hosted by the duo of Mike Horn and Chris Weaver, aka Hutz & McClure. Well, in 2001 Curtis made a decision to move to Florida to be close to his young kids and family and he searched for hosts to take over his shows that he had built here. Mike Horn, our web'mike'ster, took over his show at Bubes Brewery on Tuesday nights and that show is still going gangbusters today. His Thursday night show was, at that time, at Tobias Frogg on Columbia Avenue. After going thru an exhaustive search for a replacement host at the Frogg I asked him why he hadn't considered me and he said "But Bill, you and Marge like playing so much I never thought you would want to do that." Well, I was, in fact, interested and, just to get the crowd used to me, I started doing Curtis' 2nd rounds in November of 2001 in preparation for his leaving for Florida. He began by introducing me as Billy Warmth. I hated it but it stuck. that brings us to today, an anniversary of sorts. It was December 23rd, 2001 that Curtis moved to Florida and began his trivia empire in Orlando and what an empire it has become. If you have never been to the website you are missing out on alot of cool stuff.
www.earthtrivia.com
So, the week between Christmas and New Years was to be my first hosting of a complete show. It was on that Thursday that the owners at Tobias Frogg called and told me that they were cancelling all entertainment because thay were planning on doing some renovations in early 2002. Yeah, it seemed odd to me at the time but.....Now what do I do. Here I was, the new host of a trivia show that had built a loyal following and now they had nowhere to go. With the help of Mike Horn we got out messages as quickly as possible to as many people as we could that the show had been cancelled and that we were going to gather for a non-prize show at LMB just to keep the show going. About 30 people actually came out and that was quite a surprise. I now had to find a new venue for the Thursday night group. Well, we found our new home at Caseys Clubhouse @ Crossgates (now called Celis @ Crossgates) the very next week. It was now the first week of 2002 and we started out with about 35 people coming out. Today, as I am about to begin my 7th year doing the show at Crossgates and the Barn Door show has moved into it's 3rd year, there aren't enough words to say how I feel about your continued fantastic support for these shows. A special thank you goes out to Curtis Earth for giving me the opportunity to have this much fun. Thanks again and I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas. Happy Kwanza, Happy Mars Rover and whatever other holiday you may be celebrating.

www.earthtrivia.com
_______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Our final show of 2007 here at the Barn Door was a new experience. Although the dining rooms were not as full as usual there wasn't a seat to be had at the bar and this is a big bar. The "J-Men" finally took home the 1st place prize as they took down "Out of the Vortex" and the "Wacky Corner" who tied for 2nd place. "Ho, Ho, Holy Sh?t It's Christmas" finished 4th and the Katie inspired "Just Dumb Luck" finished 5th. Katie wasn't impressed with her brother Adam who she claims just isn't much help lately. Grampa Bob seemed to agree with that in between his naps. The snakebit "KKC" (Kim, Karen and Cori) had one of their best final rounds ever but still couldn't climb out of the basement. Hey Karen.....It's Cori's fault! Because of the Eves our show at the Barn Door will return on January 7th. I hope all of you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

December 24th: No Show
December 31st: No Show
January 7th: Birds
January 14th: U S Coins and Currency
January 21st: Accounting Terms

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 76 Points - J-Men
2nd Place - 72 Points - Wacky Corner
2ndd Place - 72 Points - Out of the Vortex
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

While Dawn had a panic attack about seating, the U S Congress is about to open up an investigation at Crossgates. The size of the teams is growing at steroid like levels. The "Stupid MOFOs" are apparently the target as they have nearly tripled in size in just a few short weeks. Their drug induced state has also produced winning results as they CRUSHED "Off Duty" and "Out of the Vortex" last Thursday night. Even "Crimson Tide" was mistified as they had one of their best scoring nights in recent memory (thanks to Kevin and the stunning Elisabeth being home from school) but they could only manage 5th place. Elisabeth was apparently struggling with her time at home running tangent to my show. Even "Thorns-n-Roses" managed another good night with a 4th place finish. That alone sparked complaints from the 'MOFOs Joyce that she thought their Geritol might be juiced. Joyce, the queen of WooHoo also, once again, threatened to unplug the ventilators of "Out of the Vortex". She really is a loon and her husband agrees. Speaking of the 'MOFOs, welcome to Melba, Lisa, Chris and the lovely Shannon. To Matt and Tracy, well......... I hope all of you have the merriest of Christmas' and I will see you guys on Thursday night.

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

December 27th: Disney Movies
January 3rd: Marilyn Monroe
January 10th: Agatha Christie
January 17th: U S National Parks

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 79 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 71 Points - Off Duty
3rd Place - 71 Points - Out of the Vortex

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

12/16/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

After much consideration and the polling of the audience it has been decided that we will have a show at Crossgates on Thursday, December 27th. Your selected mini-category for that night will be "Disney Movies". Those of you who are regulars at the Barn Door on Mondays should come out on the 27th since the Barn Door is shut down for the holiday week.

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

As the crowd continues it's return to what we call normal around here we are nearing the Barn Door's shutdown week for Christmas and New years. "Out of the Vortex" went absolutely nuts last week with an 80 point night and a 14 poit victory over Brian, Kim, Bill and Kristina, also known last Monday as "We Love Rambo". The "Wacky Corner" was well back in 3rd place another 7 points farther behind. Left crying in there milk were the "J-Men" and "Just Dumb Luck" who found themselves tied for 4th place just 1 point out of the money. I repeat that, just 1 point out of the money. For "Just Dumb Luck" it was a disastrous 1st round that cost them 3rd place, Katie said it was her brother Adam's fault, and for the "J-Men" it was the 3rd round. Quite surprisingly, "Lionel Richie" was, once again, a no show. Carrie claims it has something to do with getting grades in for the semester. Hey, isn't Sean allowed out by himself or is it that he can't handle the pressure.....and.....what kind of excuse can Ben and Beth possibly have. As for the "Wacky Corner", they had nearly the whole bar surrounded. Let's go Stephanie, pick it up girl.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

December 17th: Card Games
December 24th: No Show
December 31st: No Show

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 80 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 66 Points - We Love Rambo
3rd Place - 59 Points - Wacky Corner
_____________________________________________________________

CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Well, we dodged a bullet last Thursday with the weather. the forecast didn't look good for a while then everyone realized that it was just another hiccup by Stupid Doppler 8 and all we had was a rain event, kinda like last night. To the cheers of everyone, "Out of the Vortex" took it on the chin again but they still managed to finish 3rd. It has now been 6 weeks since the'Vortex has won. The shock of the century came when "Just the 18th" ran away from 2nd place "R&R" for a 5 point win. It was the '18th's first victory EVER and Dawn loved every minute of it. Yes, Squeeky's team actually won, you did not misread that. The disappointment came from the 4th place teams of "Ladies Night Out" and the "Stupif MOFOs" who finished 1 point behind 'Vortex in 4th place. and "Off Duty" was just 1 point further back in 6th place. The 'MOFOs Joyce has once again threatened legal action to have the'Vortex's ventilators unplugged and have them declared a nuisance. Joyce's team really doesn't care where they finish as long as it is in front of the 'Vortex. For those teams that finished just behind the 'Vortex it was a disastrous 1st round that cost them the chance at finishing in the money.

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

December 20th: Math
December 27th: Disney Movies

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 66 Points - Just the 18th
2nd Place - 61 Points - R&R
3rd Place - 58 Points - Out of the Vortex

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

THIS IS A
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
FROM
PENNSYLVANIA TRIVIA CONTROL
&
NATO (North Atlantic Trivia Organization)

I know a number of you are wondering if the show at Crossgates tonight (Dec. 13th) is still on. The answer is YES. It appears as if our weather event will be a mostly cold and rainy one. I had toyed with the idea of cancelling but I, for one, enjoy the evening and conditions seem to be better than expected. I will, however, encourage you to dress warmly and exercise caution on bridges and elevated surfaces. Give yourself extra time to get to the show.

Be safe and I hope to see you tonight.

Buddha

12/09/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

After much consideration and the polling of the audience it has been decided that we will have a show at Crossgates on Thursday, December 27th. Your selected mini-category for that night will be "Disney Movies". Those of you who are regulars at the Barn Door on Mondays should come out on the 27th since the Barn Door is shut down for the holiday week.

_______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, a slight improvement in attendance last week with 11 teams and about 55 of you and that was quite surprising, even if "Lionel Richie" was once again somehow unable to come out. And "Cowbell"; where have they gone. In a way that is good for the "Wacky Corner", less competition for 3rd place. But wait just one minute. What is that I hear. "Wacky Corner" tied "Out of the Vortex" for 1st place last week. Yes it's true. The'Corner held on for that historic tie while the "J-Men"had to hold off "Swede Mother of Jesus" (Sweden was the mini-category) for 3rd place. The same 3 teams have finished in the top 3 for 3 consecutive weeks now. There was a near riot when the "Wacky Corner" also won both of the final widely sought after Wacky Raffle gifts. The 4 pound tin of Dansk Butter Cookies had most teams salivating heavily. "Just Dumb Luck's" Katie even offered me a very interesting favor for the cookies. They are very popular and I will have them again this Monday night. See you at the show.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

Dec 10th: Italian Cooking
December 17th: Card Games
December 24th: No Show
December 31st: No Show

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 71 Points - Out of the Vortex
1st Place - 71 Points - Wacky Corner
3rd Place - 65 Points - J-Men
_____________________________________________________________

CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

It was a very special night last Thursday here at Crossgates. For the second time in less than a month we had an engagement at one of my shows. This time it was the "Fighting Mongooses" as Scott got down on his knee and proposed to the lovely Jess. She, of course, said yes. You should see this ring. Stunning! Another surprise was trivia virgin Courtney for the "Stupid MOFOs". She is apparently very bright and the perfect foil for the 'MOFOs self proclaimed leader Joyce. Of course Tracy was nowhere in sight. She actually scheduled a Jewelry party on trivia night. How insulting. As for the show, The 'Stupid MOFOs", thanks in large part to Courtney, had a perfect final round and came from behind to slip by "Off Duty". The "Bar Ks" FINALLY returned to the top 3 and I have now figure out the weak spot. It isn't "lost in the woods" Jack. The person missing last Thursday, in addition to Jack, was his lovely wife Karen. Hmmmm! And HEY, "Just the 18th" what happened again. Also missing was the entire "Ladies Night Out" team. Hey Pam, come back. Oh yeah, I didn't want to forget to mention that "Out of the Vortex" got hammered for the 3rd week in a row. The crowd erupted in cheers at that news. Bob wasn't amused. See you guys Thursday night

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

December 13th: Art and Artists
December 20th: Math
December 27th: Disney Movies

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 81 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 79 Points - Off Duty
3rd Place - 70 Points - Bar Ks

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

12/02/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

After much consideration and the polling of the audience it has been decided that we will have a show at Crossgates on Thursday, December 27th. Your selected mini-category for that night will be "Disney Movies".

_______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

It seems as if we have undergone the post tournament blues here at the Barn Door as the crowd level has gone back to our opening days 2 years ago to about 45 people. That's okay but I know we can do better. Last week we had 9 teams and "Out of the Vortex" showed why they are the reigning champs. The 'Vortex was near perfect with an 80 point night. the only thing that tripped them up was Lightning McQueen from the movie cars which they wrote as "Speed" McQueen. They were that close to perfect. The "Wacky Corner, without Chad, finished in 2nd place (hmmmmmm) and the J-Men finished in 3rd place after their protest on a question about juvenile and adult frogs and toads was rejected. It was later determined that they were indeed correct and in the finest of game show traditions (compensation) they have been invited back to this weeks show. "KC" with Kim in tow this week had one of their best 3rd rounds in memory but still finished way off the pace to which Cori yelled out "bite me Billy" as she was leaving. Can't you just feel the love sometimes.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

Dec 3rd: Sweden
Dec 10th: Italian Cooking
December 17th: Card Games
December 24th: No Show
December 31st: No Show

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 80 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 65 Points - Wacky Corner
3rd Place - 62 Points - J-Men
_____________________________________________________________

CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Hey, our 1st show back after our Thanksgiving break was a huge success as we welcomed 14 teams and 115 people back to Crossgates. Some of them would like to kill me because of a disastrous picture round. Allen Ginsburg somehow morphed into Salmon Rushdie for many and Adloph Coors became John D Rockefeller. Most teams got less than 5 out of 10 and each round ended with a name the artist question that also stumped most. It was the most fun I have had in a long time. "Off Duty" took control and won by a whopping 13 points over the "Bar Ks". Once again Jack was missing and supposedly hunting. "R&R" was another 2 points back in 3rd place. The crowd went absolutely nuts when it was announced that "Out of the Vortex" finished in 4th place and out of the money. The "Stupid MOFOs" Joyce was heard shouting "take that you PhDs". Of course her team finished 6th. They would have finished much higher had they listened to teammate Lisa on a few answers. Lisa, Tracy and the vampiress (chipped her tooth) wacko Joyce were seen pulling each others hair in the lobby after the show as Rick (with a hole in his neck from where Joyce bit him) stayed inside the clubhouse watching the Cowboys beat the Packers. Joyce's daughter Erin and son Tyler just looked on in stunned amazement as mom totally lost her mind. I was assured that it was a short trip. WooHoo! How 'bout dem Cowboys!

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

December 6th: Horse Racing
December 13th: Art and Artists
December 20th: Math
December 27th: Disney Movies

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 72 Points - Off Duty
2nd Place - 59 Points - Bar Ks
3rd Place - 57 Points - R & R

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

11/25/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Well, I have returned from my annual Thanksgiving trek to visit the inlaws in New Hampshire.....Woo Hoo! It's time to get back into the swing of Trivia so wake up from your holiday nap, get your thinking caps on and be prepared to be dazzled or is that frazzled. A new addition to your newsletter is up this week. Within each shows blurb you will now find a list of your upcoming mini-categories. You will now know at least one month in advance what you need to plan for. I hope all of you had an enjoyable Thanksgiving and I hope to see as many of you as possible back out at the shows this week.

_______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

With the continued expected light night at the Barn Door last week (post tournament blues), 9 teams battled for the 3 gift certificates. I guilted "Lionel Richie" into coming out last week but the same could not be said for "Cowbell", and that still left the door open for other teams to try to get into the top spots. The much-loathed, I mean feared, "Out of the Vortex" even tried to help by having another weak night (59 points) but nobody wanted to take advantage of it. The 'Vortex swept "Wacky Corner aside with a 9 point victorywhile the "J-Men" finished another 2 points back. "Just Dumb Luck" and the "Barn Door Polo Team" were oh-so-close as they both finished with 47 points in a tie for 4th place. Brian and the newly engaged Kim and Bill were still recovering form their humiliating sloshfest on Friday night at the Barn Door. Brian was seen swinging from the rafters while dressed as a pirate..........or was that a primate while trying to encourage the ladies to play with his "parrot". You had to be there. I hope to see all of you back out Monady night.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

Nov 26th: ACC Basketball
Dec 3rd: Sweden
Dec 10th: Italian Cooking
December 17th: Card Games
December 24th: No Show
December 31st: No Show

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 59 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 50 Points - Wacky Corner
3rd Place - 48 Points - J-Men
_____________________________________________________________

CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

No Blurb, Thanksgiving Holiday
Woo Hoo!

Upcoming Mini-categories will be:

Nov 29th: Colorado
December 6th: Horse Racing
December 13th: Art and Artists
December 20th: Math
December 27th: Undecided

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE -
2nd Place -
3rd Place -

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

11/18/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Thanksgiving week has arrived. I realize this may stun a few of you but there will NOT be a show on Thursday at Crossgates. You should attempt to jam the Barn Door on Monday night. Please have an enjoyable and safe holiday.

______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

With the expected light night at the Barn Door last week, 10 teams battled for the 3 gift certificates. It was the usual drop off after the Fall tournament and with "Lionel Richie" and "Cowbell" chickening out , that left the door open for other teams to try to get into the top spots. The big question was "how well would "Out of the Vortex" do. Well, they made it 2 in a row with a 7 point victory over "This Ham Steak Makes Me Poop". Hey, I don't make these things up. I just report the facts. Well, I do make some stuff up but that is legit. Just 1 point farther back in third place was......yep......you guessed it, the "Wacky Corner". They were meant to finish 3rd and with Stephanie back from her fun in the sun 80 degree vacation she just was too spent to get them any higher. "Just Dumb Luck" finished far back in 4th place and Katie wasn't pleased. She said her brother Adam was mostly worthless and Grandpa Bob wasn't much better. Grandma and Mom were okay though. The women on that team stick together through all of the misery. Thanks to all of you for continuing to support the shows. I hope to see all of you back out Monady night.

This Mondays Mini-category is:

U. S. Interstate Highway System

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 68 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 61 Points - This Ham Steak Makes Me Poop
3rd Place - 60 Points - Wacky Corner
_____________________________________________________________

CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

A big night of final round scoring brought out the best in "Ladies Night Out" as Bruiser took control, embarrassed himself, as usual, and led his team to a 6 point victory over "Off Duty". Jackie tried her best to "encourage" answers out of me but she just wasn't up to the task. A huge roar went up when it was announced that "Out of the Vortex" finished 4th. For the 'Vortex, apparently Bob was the problem and Barbara beat him up in the parking lot after the show. For the 3rd place "Stupid MOFOs" the smackdown came earlier when the new team leader Tracy had to physically restrain their former leader, Joyce the Jugular, from attacking the 'Vortex. She really doesn't like that team. I think it has something to do with Margie sleeping with the host. Well, Joyce..........nevermind! "R&R" finished well back in a 5th place tie with the geriatric loons from "Thorns-n-Roses". "R&R's" Tyson promised to beat up Bruiser in two weeks when we return from our Thanksgiving break if he doesn't learn to SIT DOWN. Thanks to all of you for continuing to support this show that is nearing the completion of it's 6th year. Please have a safe and happy Thanksgiving holiday.

This weeks Mini-category will be:

Colorado

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 78 Points - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 72 Points - Off Duty
3rd Place - 70 Points - Stupid MOFOs

____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

11/11/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WRMTH TRIVIA SHOW

It's Veterans Day, Don't forget to shake the hands of a veteran today and give him or her a heartfelt thank you.

______________________________________________________
Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, the Fall 2007 tournaments have concluded and the "Lionel Richie" Collapse is now history. "Out of the Vortex" came from 21 points back 3 weeks ago to complete an unbelievable turnaround to win their 2nd consecutive tournament, preventing 'Richie from returning to the top spot they enjoyed last fall. "Cowbell" did not suffer the same fate. They had been locked in a struggle for 3rd place with Brian's goofy misfits from "Billy's Various Body Parts" but managed to stay 6 points ahead of them when all was said and done. For Brian's team as well as all others in the house last Monday night, the big news had nothing to do with the tournament. At the end of the second round Bill got down on his knee and proposed to Kim. Kim, of course, said yes. Kim is a longtime fan of the show and started coming out many years ago when Curtis was doing the show and I understand that he will be DJing their wedding. Kim and Bill's first date out together was at my trivia show at the Villa Nova West. Congratulations once again to the lovely couple. Now, back to the tournament. "Michigan Man" finished 5th and the "J-Men" had to fend off the "Wacky Corner" for the 6th and final money position. The Grand Prize winner of the $300 gift card from Park City went to, no, not Stephanie, it went to Peter from "Super Geeks". Thanks to all of you for continuing to support the shows. I hope to see all of you back out Monady night.

This Mondays Mini-category is:

1970s Philadelphia Phillies

GOOD LUCK
See You Monday

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 72 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 71 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 69 Points - Cowbell

&
Tournament Leaderboard
Final Standings

1st Place - 595 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 588 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 564 Points - Some Kinda Cowbell
4th Place - 558 Points - Billy's Various Body Parts
5th Place - 540 Points - Michigan Man
6th Place - 498 Points - J-Men
7th Place - 490 Points - Wacky Corner
8th Place - 463 Points - Don't Know Jack
9th Place - 427 Points - Just Dumb Luck
10th Place - 283 Points - KCCC
_____________________________________________________________

CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

One week after the conclusion of the Fall 2007 tournament I expected a slump in attendance. That's just the way the trivia world works. Well, surprise, surprise. 85 people on 12 teams showed up. We had to use the lobby for the overflow. We used it all thru the tournament but didn't expect to last Thursday. thanks to all of you for continuing to support this show that is nearing the completion of it's 6th year. As for the show last week, it certainly was a high scoring night.....except for tournament champions "Out of the Vortex". The 'Vortex finished 10th out of 12 teams and the crowd was stunned into joyful disbelief. "R & R" had a perfect final round to capture 1st place with "Off Duty" right on their heels. The "Bar Ks" finally put it together and finished strongly in 3rd place. Karen took all of the credit. "Thorns-n-Roses" was near perfect in the final round and had one of their best nights ever as the geriatrically challenged ones finished in 4th place. "Ladies Night Out" suffered and Pam blamed it all on Bruiser. She said he's just not putting out like he used to. Everyone was wondering where the "Stupid MOFOs" were and I had to tell them that Queen Nutjob Joyce was home taking a much needed nap. She collapsed under the pressure of her teammates not performing up to her standards. The poor girl just couldn't take it. As for "Just the 18th" they had to take the night off to give their collective cleavage a rest after exposure at the Halloween party.

This weeks Mini-category will be:

Washington Redskins

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 81 Points - R & R
2nd Place - 79 Points - Off Duty
3rd Place - 73 Points - Bar Ks

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

11/04/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WRMTH TRIVIA SHOW

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Welcome to the complete collapse of "Lionel Richie Has Left Us". Two weeks ago they enjoyed a 20 point lead over the "Super Geeks" and their lead has not only vanished but the 'Geeks now lead by 6 points with the final night of the Fall 2007 tournament one day away. Can 'Lionel Richie recover? Meanwhile, "Cowbell" holds a norrow 3 point lead over "Billy's Body Parts". Stefan insists the "Cowbell" can hold them off but I am not sure. Brian and his crew often come through when you least expect it. Of course you have to understand that the 'Cowbell is hoping the 'Body Parts forget to turn in their 1st round answers so they have an extra 10 point cushion to play with. In the 6th and final money position sits the "J-Men". John and his gang are also holding on to a narrow 3 point lead over the "Wacky Corner" and with Stephanie away this week the 'Corner's gray cells are seriously compromised so who knows.

Your Remaining Mini-categories are:

Fast Food
Stock Symbols

The mini-categories are in no particular order. One of them will be used every week of the tournament and then will be dropped from the list. Since there were originally 10 listed, the final week of the tournament may or may not include both of the 2 remaining categories. Bribery of the host IS highly encouraged.

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 71 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 64 Points - Billy's body Parts
3rd Place - 63 Points - Cowbell

&
Tournament Leaderboard

1st Place - 523 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 517 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 495 Points - Some Kinda Cowbell
4th Place - 492 Points - Billy's $%& Body Parts
5th Place - 481 Points - Michigan Man
6th Place - 433 Points - J-Men
7th Place - 430 Points - Wacky Corner
8th Place - 407 Points - Don't Know Jack
9th Place - 361 Points - Just Dumb Luck
10th Place - 246 Points - KCCC
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

For "Out of the Vortex", the relentless assault by "R & R" and a perfect score by those fruitcakes from the "Stupid MOFOS" was not enough to prevent them from winning their first tournament since the 2004 Spring Challenge here at Crossgates. Their win also stopped "Ladies Night Out" from building a dynasty of their own. The Bruiser led 'Ladies had won 3 of the previous 4 tournaments (broken up by the "Bar Ks" win in the Fall of 2006) and they were the early favorites to repeat. "Ladies Night Out" finished 4th overall and were near perfect on the final night of the tournament. Perfection belonged to the "Stupid MOFOs" although Rick and Matt were greatly distracted by the huge amounts of cleavage running about thanks to the pirate whenches from Carson and his mavens from "Just the 18th". Yes I said pirate whenches because this night also was our 6th annual costume party. The whenches won the best dressed contest although it was a close one. Do you remember the talented "Nothing But Babaganoosh" team from a few years back? Well, they made their annual treck to the Halloween show, this time coming as Hogwarts finest from Harry Potter fame. We also had a visit from Elta John (Elton's sister), the Queen of the Library, Bobby Jones, Howie Mandel, Elvira, a group of dominos, Judge Judy, the Rifleman, the Lone Ranger and King Richard. thanks to all of you who came out in costume.

This weeks Mini-categories will be:

80s Music
TV - Police Dramas

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 85 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 83 Points - Ladies Night Out
3rd Place - 78 Points - R & R

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1ST PLACE - 623 Points - Out of the Vortex

2nd Place - 617 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 613 Points - Stupid MOFOs
4th Place - 599 Points - Ladies Night Out
5th Place - 588 Points - Off Duty
6th Place - 551 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
7th Place - 539 Points - Bar Ks
8th Place - 516 Points - Just the 18th
9th Place - 451 - Kids R Home
10th Place - 395 Points - Fighting Mongooses

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M. and at halftime during Monday Night Football

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha