03/11/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

TOURNAMENT
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Spring 2007 Tournament Season Is Underway.
See each night's show blurbage for your tournament mini-categories and show update. Your list of mini-categories is in alphabetical order and DOES NOT represent the order in which they will be used.
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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Tournament Update
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Last Week's Blurbage

Well, we opened our 2nd annual Spring Trivia Challenge here at the Barn Door last week and it turned out to be a very close opening night. Thirteen teams came out and the top 6 teams finished with an 8 point total separation. Leading the way was that group of middle-aged geeks from "Out of the Vortex".....well.....some of them are well beyond the middle-aged thing but who is counting. "Just Bonin' Up", that team of young geeks, (NOT 'Vortex eligible), have made it known that they intend to bring 'Vortex to their knees and they finished 2nd on opening night. "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", the 2006 Fall champions, finished in 3rd place but vowed to make it back-to-back tournament titles. That won't happen if Sean doesn't become more helpful than he has been of late.

The interesting tidbit of the night happened in the picture round. I actually got a little evil on the gang and had a pic of MY eyes in the round. Guess what.....only 2 teams got it. Many teams thought that my eyes were those of Al Gore's. Here is the funny (or humiliating) part. Neither my dad's team ("Short People") nor my wife's team ('Vortex) figured out that they were my eyes. OUCH!

Meanwhile, "Wacky Corner" had another one of their now patented "who can we blame this one on" night's when they crashed and burned in the final round after leading the way thru the first 2 rounds. The 'Corner is now on an early tournament mission to trade members to another team. Rumor has it that they want to trade Bob to "Just Dumb Luck" for BOB but both Bob's have a no-trade clause. Hey Steph, I think they are now looking at trading you to "Don't Know Jack" for Becky.

Brian's team of misfits (you remember "Billy's ????? Underwear" from the Fall tournament) definitely has started providing us with more STRANGE team names (check out the 4th place team) and Kookie Cori of "KCCC" (that's what the KC really stands for) has already provided her teammates with more STRANGE answers.

The final night of the tournament will be Monday, April 30th, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize. "Wacky Corner's" Stephanie was the grand prize winner in our 2006 Fall tournament and walked away with a Kodak digital camera and printer dock. Never mind the fact that she lives next to me, paid me cash, took me to dinner and.......! Shhhhhh, Margie and my Dad still don't know.

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Tournament Mini-Categories
(Alphabetical Order - Not Date Order)

Ear, Nose & Throat
England
Monopoly
Plants & Trees
Sean Connery
U. S. Air Force
Wizard of Oz
Word Origins

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Monday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 61 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 59 Points - Just Bonin' Up
3rd Place - 56 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
4th Place - 55 Points - Billy's 4 Skins & 2 Tiny Nuts in a Sack
5th Place - 54 Points - Just Dumb Luck
6th Place - 53 Points - Baked Curve Ball Muffins
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ANNIE BAILEYS IRISH PUB
www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
Tuesdays Starting at 8:30pm

28-30 East King Street Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602

phone: 717-393-4000

fax: 717-393-4566

Hours: 11am-2am

7 days a week

Tournament Update

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Last Week's Blurbage

Like the Monday night Barn Door show, last week's show was the opening night of our Spring 2007 Trivia Challenge here at Annie Baileys and it proved to be a good night. 39 players on 7 teams came out only to watch "Hey Now" take them apart in their opening night romp to victory. Rod tried to take credit but we all know it was Barb and Cathy that made the difference. Let's see if they can keep it up.

In a TOTAL SURPRISE, "S S Millersville" also had a big night and finished 2nd just ahead of "Puppet Lint". Tony said the 'Lint people would have done much better if Lisa had been more help than what she apparently was. To that, Lisa's eyes rolled back in her head and she started screaming at Tony in her native Klingon language.

We welcomed back Mark and his "Pitt Stop" crew after a LONG absence as they finished in 4th place. That was good enough to put them in front of the "Army of Northern Virginia". The 'Army, on one of it's mystery visits, tied for 5th place overall with the multi-degreed, multi-disfunctional "Out of the Vortex". It was NOT a good night for Margie and her minions.

The final night of the tournament will be Tuesday, May 1st, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize. Bribery is, of course, completely........!

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Tournament Mini-Categories
(Alphabetical Order - Not Date Order)

Cats and Dogs
Geology
Herbs & Spices
John Wayne Movies
Legal Terms
South Park
Van Halen
Vehicle Makes & Models

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Tuesday night.
Parking is available on the street, if you can find it, and in the King Street Parking garage up the ramp next to the convention center site. Parking in the garage is $1 an hour so carpooling is a good way to save a quarter or two.

Check out their website www.anniebaileysirishpub.com for their menu and enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 63 Points - Hey Now
2nd Place - 56 Points - S S Millersville
3rd Place - 53 Points - Puppet Lint
4th Place - 49 Points - Pitt Stop
5th Place - 46 Points - Army of Northern Virginia
5th Place - 46 Points - Out of the Vortex
7th Place - 41 Points - Metallic Sphincters
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

The 6th annual Spring Trivia Challenge here at Celis Clubhouse @ Crossgates is now in the books and "Out of the Vortex" and "Ladies Night Out" are already threatening to run away with this 9-week event. They have both opened up a 20-plus point lead over 3rd place "Off Duty' who themselves now have to guard against the teams right behind them. That would not have been a problem had it not been for the fact that "Off Duty" completely collapsed last week. Sara initially blamed their poor performance on her fighting off a cold but then she very quietly told me her teammates didn't help much either. I promised her I wouldn't repeat that to ANYONE. Uh-oh!

That poor showing allowed "R&R", "Crimson Tide", "Thorns & Roses", the "Bar Ks" and even "Team Tom" to, at least in these early stages, stay close to 3rd place. 10 points separates 3rd place "Off Duty" from 8th place "Team Tom" at this point in the tournament. I am sure most of those teams will be up to the challenge.....well.....maybe not "Thorns & Roses" but they sure do have fun.

The final night of the tournament will be Thursday, April 26th, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize. The "Bar Ks" Jan was the grand prize winner in our 2006 Fall tournament and walked away with a Kodak digital camera and printer dock. In very similar circumstances to the Fall tournament at the Barn Door, never mind the fact that Jan paid me cash, paid for my golf, took me to dinner and.......! Once again.....Shhhhhh!

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Tournament Mini-Categories
(Alphabetical Order - Not Date Order)

1970s Disco Music
Broadway Productions
Dinosaurs (has nothing to do with the 'Vortex)
European Lakes & Rivers
Harrison Ford Films
Math Terms
U. S. Coins & Currency

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 63 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 60 Points - Ladies Night Out
3rd Place - 56 Points - Crimson Tide
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha