06/17/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Special Welcome

A special welcome goes out to Justin Shiffer. Justin is the newest addition to the Earth Trivia family and he is hosting 2 shows on Monday nights at Shank's Tavern in Marietta. See our Trivia Partner section near the bottom of your newsletter for more info.

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

This is really unbelievable. Don't get me wrong because I am thrilled but we came close to having to put people out in the parking lot last week. This crowd just continues to hunger for this show like a baby does for a bottle of milk. Hey, the analogy could have been somewhat "different", knowing me. We welcomed Kim, Stefan, Mike and Chris back from the defunct Villa Nova West show as well as the "3 Amigas". We also had a visit from the Paris Hilton fan club and they actually won the night. Brian has been so distraught about Paris' situation that he thought a conjugal visit was needed. His teammates wanted to slap him silly.

"Wacky Corner", threatening to revolt after I made a final round scoring error that wound up dropping them into 2nd place. I don't know why they complained.....they usually finish 3rd. Speaking of 3rd place, "Common Sense" managed to forge a tie with "Don't Know Jack". This was the best finish for both of these teams since the Eisenhower administration. Kim (of the "Common Sense" variety) insisted she would have done better if Bill had listened to her.

You notice that I did not mention "Out of the Vortex" .... well ..... until now. That's because they finished 5th, 12 points back but they did get to choose the mini-category for Monday night (see below).

This Week's Mini-Category

Baseball Movies

GOOD LUCK
&
See Mike Will See You Guys Monday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 56 Points - Paris Hilton's Conjugal Visit
2nd Place - 54 Points - Wacky Corner
3rd Place - 52 Points - Common Sense
3rd Place - 52 Points - Don't Know Jack
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

I know this seems like deja vu but ..... Wow, another good night here at Celis @ Crossgates and the crowd included a number of virgins ..... of the trivia variety. It was a low scoring night, probably because I had more time on my hands than usual. With a less than stellar 3rd round, at least for them, "Out of the Vortex" left the door open but nobody wanted to take advantage of it so the geeks from the 'Vortex managed to win wire to wire. That was a marked improvement for them from the week before when they managed to implode with the lowest score in the history of trivia. Can you say Bill Buckner!

Finishing 2nd, 6 points back, was the gang from "Ladies Night Out". Sally was so happy to be sitting inside last week that she had to have oxygen brought in. Pam had to smack her back to reality.

The always scary (in more ways than one) wierdos from "Off Duty" finished 3rd with the "Bar Ks" once again finishing 4th. They seem to be growing accustomed to that worthless, get nothing spot. You can all thank "Scrapple" aka "Greasy Gopher Guts" for this week's mini-category here at Crossgates. That category can be found below. Good luck, you will need it.

This Week's Mini-Category

Radio Mystery Serials

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 55 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 49 Points - Ladies Night Out
3rd Place - 48 Points - Off Duty
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:30 P.M. and approx. 9:30 P.M. (two shows)

Shank's Tavern

Front and Waterford Sts, Marietta, 717-426-1205

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha