10/07/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, we have reached the midpoint of our 9 week Fall tournament here at the Barn Door and "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" is threatening to run away with the championship. After consecutive solid weekly wins the NEW Ubergeeks have opened up a 20 point lead over the crashing "Out of the Vortex/Super Geeks". As a matter of fact, no less than 3 other teams are closing quickly on the once feared 'Vortex juggernaut. "Billy's Body Parts", "Some Kinda Cowbell" and "Michigan Man" are all enjoying the current mental roadtrip that the 'Vortex have taken. In 6th place currently is the fickle group from "Wacky Corner". The 'Corner is not used to being anywhere other than 3rd and now they find themselves fighting to hold onto 6th place with heavy challenges from "Just Dumb Luck", the "J-Men" and "Don't Know Jack". Hey corner, that could be embarrassing. You better pick it up or you will finish out of the money. Of course, Stephanie will probably, once again, win the grand prize. Week 5 is on the way. Check the mini-category list below and see if you can guess which one I will use this week.

Your Remaining Mini-categories are:

Botany
Orchestra Instruments
Fast Food
Crustaceans
Stock Symbols
Comic Strips

The mini-categories are in no particular order. One of them will be used every week of the tournament and then will be dropped from the list. Since there were originally 10 listed, the final week of the tournament may or may not include both of the 2 remaining categories. Bribery of the host IS highly encouraged.

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 73 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 63 Points - Billy's Body Parts
3rd Place - 58 Points - Michigan Man
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Tournament Leaderboard

1st Place - 269 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 249 Points - Super Geeks
3rd Place - 245 Points - Billy's Body Parts
4th Place - 243 Points - Some Kinda Cowbell
5th Place - 240 Points - Michigan Man
6th Place - 207 Points - Wacky Corner
7th Place - 204 Points - Just Dumb Luck
8th Place - 203 Points - J-Men
9th Place - 201 Points - Don't Know Jack
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Oh how the mighty are falling or is that the sound of the Borg and their Queen creating mayhem in the trivia cosmos. Yes, with hump week behind us, "Out of the Vortex" is painfully feeling the detruction that the "Stupid MOFOs" and their new queen Tracy are putting on the other teams in this Fall 2007 9 week tournament. Tracy told me that she was taking Joyce's powers away from her and she alone now controls the 'MOFOs. UhOh, catfight alert. The "Stupid MOFOs" have closed to within 14 points of the tournament lead and I think it is newcomer Nancy's fault from "Out of the Vortex". She apparently told Scott that she was upset with him for some unknown reason and didn't show up last week to help them out. It was probably because Margie punched her out in the parking lot and Scott thought it was funny. You gotta love all of these catfights. Speaking of catfights, Pam and Sally from "Ladies Night Out" got into it again in their constant struggle over who gets custody of Bruiser. They are both upset that Bruiser's obedience training isn't going well. He won't learn how to SIT and they are blaming each other. Even with that the 'Ladies have also moved to within striking distance of the 'Vortex with 4 weeks to go. I don't want to leave out "R & R". They have also been enjoying a great run and find themselves just 2 points out of 1st place. Ralph's gaggle of goofs are the ONLY team to finish in the top 6 in every week of the tournament so far. Consistency in play is their motto and with 3 straight 2nd place finishes they may be right. "Off Duty" is trying to hold off the "Bar Ks" for the 5th place spot. They are separated by only 9 points. Karen was overheard screaming at her teammates that she is more concerned about only being 2 points ahead of "Thorns-n-Roses" for that 6th place spot which she thinks is truly humiliating.

Your remaining Mini-categories are:

MTV
Germany
Computer Lingo
Imported Beer
Australia

The mini-categories are in no particular order. One of them will be used every week of the tournament and then will be dropped from the list. Since there were originally 10 listed, the final week of the tournament may or may not include both of the remaining categories. Bribery of the host IS highly encouraged.

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS
1ST PLACE - 78 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 77 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 73 Points - Off Duty

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1ST PLACE - 347 Points - Out of the Vortex

2nd Place - 345 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 333 Points - Stupid MOFOs
4th Place - 324 Points - Ladies Night Out
5th Place - 310 Points - Off Duty
6th Place - 301 Points - Bar Ks
7th Place - 299 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
8th Place - 274 Points - Just the 18th
9th Place - 238 - Kids R Home (formerly Army of Northern Virginia)
10th Place - 210 Points - Fighting Mongooses

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

Trivia with Justin

Mon. 8 P.M. and approx. 9:30 P.M. (two shows)

Shank's Tavern

Front and Waterford Sts, Marietta, 717-426-1205

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha