03/23/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Announcements

HAPPY EASTER to all of you

Your previous champions are:

Barn Door

Spring 2006 - Out of the Vortex
Fall 2006 - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
Spring 2007 - Out of the Vortex
Fall 2007 - Out of the Vortex

Celis @ Crossgates

Fall 2005 - Ladies Night Out
Spring 2006 - Ladies Night Out
Fall 2006 - Bar Ks
Spring 2007 - Ladies Night Out
Fall 2007 - Out of the Vortex


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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

AAAHHHHH! Last Monday night brought yet another misread question by me. I am going to blame it on the flu and tax season. That always works. The question came in the 3rd round and I meant to ask "What was the Rolling Stones 1st number 1 in the U.K." Instead I asked "What was the Rolling Stones 1st number 1 in the U.S." The correct answer to the question asked was "Satisfaction". The correct answer I was looking for was "The Last Time" but I didn't read it correctly. The points have been adjusted and all teams that said Satisfaction got an additional 5 points. As for the show, it was our largest crowd ever at the Barn Door. We even had to turn some people away because there was no room for them. "Is That Ron Woods in Your Pants or....." romped to victory with a near perfect night while "Puppet Lint" surged into 2nd place overall moving ahead of "Out of the Vortex" by 1 point. "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" still leads the way but only by a narrow 4 points. "Bob's Angels", that group of fruitcakes from Fulton Bank, miraculously finished in 3rd place and they are trying to close in on the 6th and final tournament money position currently held by the "Wacky Corner". The 'Corner took a nasty tumble last week when the "Booth" joined forces with them and it really hurt them. "KKC" is trying desperately to hold off "McClains Militia" for the 10th and final spot. I am not sure if Cori and Kim are up to it. I KNOW Karen isn't. Thing is, they truly do like it on the bottom. Well, maybe not Kim!

Your Remaining Tournament Mini-categories are:

American Authors
First Aid
Food Network
Italian Cuisine
Meteorology
Oceanography
Vice Presidents of the United States
Video Games

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 79 Points - Is That Ron Wood in your Pants or...
2nd Place - 73 Points - Puppet Lint
3rd Place - 72 Points - Bobs Angels
4th Place - 71 Points - J-Men

Tournament Leaderboard

1st Place - 205 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 201 Points - Puppet Lint
3rd Place - 200 Points - Out of the Vortex
4th Place - 198 Points - Is That Some-kinda-thing in Your Pants Or......
5th Place - 175 Points - J-Men
6th Place - 165 Points - Wacky Corner
7th Place - 159 Points - Just Dumb Luck
8th Place - 154 Points - Bob's Angels
9th Place - 153 Points - Don't Know Jack
10th Place - 126 Points - KKC
11th Place - 123 Points - McClains Militia
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Wow, another full house here at Celis @ Crossgates last week and we saw "Out of the Vortex" get hammered and fall into 2nd place a whopping 14 points behind the new tournament leaders the "Stupid MOFOs". Yes you read that correctly. The 'Vortex finished 18 points out of 1st place last week and have dropped to 2nd overall. I am pretty certain it was because of the return of my brother James Thomas to the 'MOFOs team but Joyce and Tracy insist it was because their husbands, Rick and Matt, weren't available to screw things up. With March madness upon us we probably won't see the boys until after the shootout at the Alamo. "R & R" moved within strinking distance as they finished 2nd last week, well ahead of the 3rd place tie between "Off Duty'" (3rd overall) and "Crimson Tide" (7th overall and closing in on the "Bar Ks" in 6th place). Speaking of the "Bar Ks", we celebrated Jack's 64th birthday as his lovely wife Karen provided the crowd with about a billion cupcakes. And, speaking of lovely Karens, "Just the 18th" is maintaining their 5th place overall spot thanks in part to their own lovely Karen. The 'MOFOs hate that team. Come to think of it, they hate every team. Joyce hates it when there are other women around who look as good as she does (so she claims). She can't stand the competition. Neither can Tracy. It's a really screwed up bunch. I was a little surprised that nobody bribed me with treats last week. You people better step it up.

Your Remaining mini-categories for the tournament are:

Cars & Trucks
First Ladies of the United States
Mexico
Poetry
Porn Stars
South Carolina
Star Trek

See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 75 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 71 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 63 Points - Crimson Tide
3rd Place - 63 Points - Off Duty

Tournament Leaderboard

1st Place - 227 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 213 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 201 Points - Off Duty
4th Place - 200 Points - R & R
5th Place - 196 Points - Just the 18th
6th Place - 184 Points - Bar Ks
7th Place - 180 Points - Crimson Tide
8th Place - 166 Points - Better Half
9th Place - 163 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
10th Place - 150 Points - Manischewitz


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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

All Sports Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:15 P.M.

Brendees Cafe

www.brendeescafe.com

449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha