08/17/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Announcements

The Fall 2009 Back Nine Tournament is 3 weeks away at Crossgates. There has been a change for the Barn Door. I originally intended the tournament at the Barn Door to begin in September but it will now begin in October. The dates for the tournaments are as follows:

Barn Door - Beginning October 6th, Ending - December 1st.

Crossgates - Beginning September 4th, Ending - October 30th.

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, 10 teams and 63 people was worthy of a mediocre night as "Out of the Vortex" flexed some muscle and slipped by with a 2 point victory over "Shake and Bake - Sweet Baby Jesus" and 6 points ahead of the 3rd place "Wacky Corner". Zoe ("Don't Know Jack") tried her best to flash some googoo eyes at the host but, alas, I wouldn't succumb to her charms, it was difficult. The "J-Men", with smack-em-in-the-arm Jim leading the way (which is NEVER a good thing), struggled to a 4th place finish, just holding off Katie's loons from "Just Dumb Luck". Many of you have wondered where "KC" has been and Drs Vredenberg and Kelly were wondering where Dr Smith ("Lionel Richie Has Left Us") was. They played on a new team called the "Rudy Bunch" and they said that they heard that Dr Smith's team was very good. I told them that every now and then the 'Richie people get stressed out and take some time off. It's apparently psychologically necessary for them. Sometimes the Prozac just isn't enough. By the way, in case you missed it, I announced last week that Italy was your mini-category and that was incorrect so I am going to use both Italy AND the Six Wives of Henry the VIII this Monday night. Your new mini-category for August 25th is below.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

August 18th - Six Wives of Henry VIII & Italy
August 25th - Sewing Terms

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 78 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 76 Points - Shake and Bake - Sweet Baby Jesus
3rd Place - 72 Points - Wacky Corner
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Another huge crowd (18 teams) and I think it was because of a perceived mixup between appearances by Jenna and Barbara Bush. Hey, what happened to "Off Duty", a shocking no-show and it was on a night when "Out of the Vortex' was without their team founder.......and they got obliterated by the competition. The 'Vortex finished in 10th place, a shocking 17 points behind the winning "Bar Ks" team. Lou took all the credit, he was apparently filling in for Karen (claiming brilliance as she often does) who is on the disabled list. Jack is still scratching his head. "Thorns-n-Roses" stunned EVERYONE, even themselves, by finishing tied for 2nd with the Bruiser inspired "R & R" and Bruiser up and vanished. He never got to enjoy the trashing of the 'Vortex or the crying from the "Stupid MOFOs" who missed the money by 1 POINT. Joyce was beside herself as she blamed Tracy for all the bad answers. Then Tracy slapped husband Matt who, even now, can't figure out why. He said, "But Tracy, I didn't do anything" and she came back with "Yeah that's the point". Rick laughed, Joyce slapped him and he actually said "Hey, do that again". "Surrender Your Booty" was 5th followed by the nutballs from "Team Gallo" and the "Fighting Mongooses" right behind them. And "Croma" , the team that often gets NO respect (I call it the Rodney effect, now known as the Paula effect) came so close with their 8th place finish. The lovely Dori went completely nuts in the 2nd round and had to be restrained. It was something about the Bush girls. Even Tracy from "Thorns-n-Roses" got caught up in the mayhem.

Your Upcoming Mini-Categories are:

August 21st - Bruce Willis Movies
August 28th - Summer Olympics

See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 69 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 67 Points - R & R
2nd Place - 67 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
4th Place - 66 points - Stupid MOFOs
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)


449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646
DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha