04/22/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW
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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Tournament Update
&
Last Week's Blurbage

NEWSFLASH!
Two Weeks To Go in Tournament
"Out of the Vortex" Still Leading
3rd Thru 6th - 19 Point Separation

While "Out of the Vortex" is doing "just enough" to maintain their large tournament lead over the Fall 2006 champions "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", it seems that "Wacky Corner is doing "just enough" to give away their chosen 3rd place spot to that dastardly "4 Skins" group over weirdos. Chad complained to me (in private, of course) that if Stephanie doesn't start "puttin' out" (more info) the 'Corner is in danger of not only NOT finishing in their customary 3rd place spot but they might NOT even finish in the top 6 places. The 'Corner has fallen into 4th place overall and, with 2 weeks to go, they are only 14 and 15 points ahead of "Billy's Some-Kinda Bra" and "Just Bonin' Up" respectively.

The birthday-girl Sue inspired "Just Dumb Luck" and the Kim inspired "Baked Curve Ball Muffins" also could surprise everyone if they have a LATE tournament run.

Ninth place "Don't Know Jack" has had some off weeks (I think they miss the Platinum Princess) and they now have to keep their eye on the FEARLESS "KCCC" who is trying their best to protect that 10th place spot. Karen, Cori and the gang from "KCCC" have finished in 8th place in the last 2 tournaments and they want to break that boring habit so they are now shooting for 10th. Good luck ladies in your quest.

The final night of the tournament will be Monday, April 30th, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize.

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Remaining Tournament Mini-Categories
(Alphabetical Order - Not Date Order)

Ear, Nose & Throat
Word Origins

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Monday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 66 Points - Lionel Richie has Left Us
2nd Place - 64 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 61 Points - 4 Skins

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1st Place - 477 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 449 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 405 Points - 4 Skins
4th Place - 401 Points - Wacky Corner
5th Place - 387 Points - Billy's Some-Kinda Bra
5th Place - 386 Points - Just Bonin' Up
7th Place - 373 Points - Just Dumb Luck
8th Place - 367 Points - Baked Curve Ball Muffins
9th Place - 300 Points - Don't Know Jack
10th Place - 266 Points - KCCC
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ANNIE BAILEYS IRISH PUB
www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
Tuesdays Starting at 8:30pm

28-30 East King Street Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602

phone: 717-393-4000

fax: 717-393-4566

Hours: 11am-2am

7 days a week

Tournament Update

&

Last Week's Blurbage

'Vortex Widens Lead
"Hey, We're Not That BRITE" Marches Into 2nd Place
(Nazli Takes Credit)
"Puppet Lint" Drops "Hey Now" to 4th

With 2 weeks to go in our inaugural Trivia Challenge tournament here at Annie Baileys, "Out of the Vortex" has pretty much sewn up the victory (even with Angela breaking her MIDDLE finger) but take a look at the battle for 2nd thru 4th place.

"Hey, We're Not That BRITE", after a VERY SLOW tournament start, has steadily been moving up the charts and they now find themselves in 2nd place and Nazli is taking all of the credit. Her boy-toy Chris wanted to take some of the credit but Nazli quickly put him in his place and then she had to stare down Jean and Lynn as both Todds sat nearby with amused expressions. Dave (Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave) was last seen running for the exit.

Meanwhile, the 'BRITE team should not giggle just yet. "Puppet Lint" has closed to within 8 points of that 2nd place spot and, even though they had a tough night and dropped a few spots, "Hey Now" is still very much in the mix just 2 points further back in 4th place. Please take note that "Puppet Lint" saw their 1st weekly tournament win last Tuesday. I wonder if it had ANYTHING to do with the fact that Rich and Cindy showed up! The 'Lint's Lisa and Cindy promised to Jello wrestle if they finish 2nd in the tournament. It was a good night for me.

The final night of the tournament will be Tuesday, May 1st, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize. Bribery is, of course, completely........!

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Tournament Mini-Categories
(Alphabetical Order - Not Date Order)

John Wayne Movies
Legal Terms

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Tuesday night.
Parking is available on the street, if you can find it, and in the King Street Parking garage up the ramp next to the convention center site. Parking in the garage is $1 an hour so carpooling is a good way to save a quarter or two.

Check out their website www.anniebaileysirishpub.com for their menu and enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 67 Points - Puppet Lint
2nd Place - 66 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 63 Points - S S Millersville

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1st Place - 441 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 405 Points - Hey, We're Not That BRITE
3rd Place - 397 Points - Puppet Lint
4th Place - 395 Points - Hey Now
5th Place - 379 Points - S S Millersville
6th Place - 227 Points - Staff Infection (missed 1st 3 shows)
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Bring Sweaters, We May Have To Use The Deck
Tournament Finale Coming Up
{MATH TERMS}
"Ladies Night Out" Lead at 1 Point
"Bar Ks" Close Gap on "Off Duty"
Bruiser.....&%#$@*&

Last week here at Celi's @ Crossgates was the biggest night of the tournament and, with the finale upcoming, you should expect an equally large turnout so get there early because I do intend to start ON-TIME, especially since the "Bar Ks" Karen will be visiting her evil twin Sharon in California. Luv Ya Both! Remember, I will also extend the show until about 10:20pm in order to recalculate all of the scores and give out the tournament prizes. Those of you who need to should set your VCR/DVD/TIVO/TRAINED CHIMP/WHATEVER right now because you won't get home in time to see your favorite shows.

As all of you know by now, "Ladies Night Out" and "Out of the Vortex" are involved in another epic struggle for the title of Trivia Champions here at tCrossgates. That being said, I want to discuss the battle shaping up behind those 2 groups of supergeeks.

The "Bar Ks" won last week and they have very NOISILY moved to within 4 points of "Off Duy's" once comfy 3rd place spot. The "Bar Ks" will still have to do well just to protect 4th place. If they have one of their now famous meltdowns, "R & R" is only 14 points back in 5th place. Could the "Bar Ks" actually overtake "Off Duty" this final week and claim that 3rd place prize. Jack seems to think so. As a matter of fact, knowing that Jack's wife Karen will be in California, most of the team thinks that they now have a real shot at that 3rd place spot. Hey Karen, what do they mean by that.

On the other end of the top 10, "Just The 18th" is doing their very best to keep "Team Tom" from dropping them into 10th place. Of course you have to realize that "Team Tom" hasn't been out for the past 5 weeks but Dawn continues to worry. Dawn should worry more about Lindsey beating her up again in the parking lot after the show for thinking that a no-show team that is 173 points behind them could pass them on the final night. Well.....wait a minute.....they do have Carson and Rob on their team.

The final night of the tournament will be Thursday, April 26th, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize.

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Tournament Mini-Categories
(Alphabetical Order - Not Date Order)

Math Terms

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 63 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 60 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 59 Points - Ladies Night Out

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1st Place - 478 Points - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 477 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 451 Points - Off Duty
4th Place - 447 Points - Bar Ks
5th Place - 433 Points - R & R
6th Place - 397 Points - Crimson Tide
7th Place - 370 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
8th Place - 345 Points - The Fighting Mongooses
9th Place - 319 Points - Just the 18th
10th Place - 146 Points - Team Tom (Missing Since Week 3)
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

Saturday, May 5th - THE COVE (Formerly the East of Eden Pub)

(717) 390-8777

2 SHOWS!

FIRST SHOW - 1PM - 4PM - OUT ON THE DECK
SECOND SHOW - 9PM - 12AM - INSIDE

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha