04/29/07

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Tournament Update
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Last Week's Blurbage

NEWSFLASH!
Tournament Concludes Monday Night
"Out of the Vortex" Well In Front
"Wacky Corner" Moves Into 3rd

With "Out of the Vortex" pretty much sewing up 1st place and "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" holding a 34 point 2nd place margin, the real question is "who will finish 3rd?"

Last Monday night we saw the "Wacky Corner" gain their only 1st place weekly finish for the 2007 Spring tournament but it was large enough (74 Points) to vault them into 3rd place overall with a tiny 4 point edge over 4th place "4 Skins". The entire 'Corner agreed that it was because Stephanie has FINALLY started to "put out" (answers) and Chad is the happiest of all of them.

"Billy's Some-Kinda Bra", meanwhile, is trying to hold onto 5th place with only a 9 point lead over "Just Bonin'Up". If either of those teams stumbles badly, and I do mean BADLY, on the final night, "Just Dumb Luck" is waiting in the wings to overtake them.

The final night of the tournament will be Monday, April 30th, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize.

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Remaining Tournament Mini-Category

Word Origins

GOOD LUCK
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See you guys Monday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 74 Points - Wacky Corner
2nd Place - 73 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 72 Points - Don't Know Jack

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1st Place - 550 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 509 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 475 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 471 Points - 4 Skins
5th Place - 446 Points - Billy's Some-Kinda Bra
6th Place - 437 Points - Just Bonin' Up
7th Place - 426 Points - Just Dumb Luck
8th Place - 416 Points - Baked Curve Ball Muffins
9th Place - 372 Points - Don't Know Jack
10th Place - 315 Points - KCCC
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ANNIE BAILEYS IRISH PUB
www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
Tuesdays Starting at 8:30pm

28-30 East King Street Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602

phone: 717-393-4000

fax: 717-393-4566

Hours: 11am-2am

7 days a week

Tournament Update

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Last Week's Blurbage

"Pitt Stop" Shows Up...AND WINS
'Vortex Knocking On Winner's Door
"Puppet Lint" In 2nd By 1 Point
"Hey, We're Not That BRITE" Dumped To 3rd Place
(Nazli & Chris Are No-Shows)
"Hey Now" Plummets Along With The 'Ville

With the finale of our inaugural Trivia Challenge tournament here at Annie Baileys on the horizon, "Out of the Vortex" has pretty much sewn up the victory but take a look at 2nd place. "Puppet Lint" has made an UNBELIEVABLE push into 2nd place overall and they are going into the final week of the 2007 Spring tournament here at Annie Baileys with the slimmest of 1 point leads over "Hey, We're Not that BRITE."

Two things need to be mentioned here. First - "Puppet Lint" has seen a dramatic shift in their fortunes ever since Rich and Cindy have returened to the Trivia Battlefront. As a matter of fact Cindy claims that she, and NOT Lisa, is the reason the 'Lint people have done so well recently. To make matters even more interesting, Lisa and Tony's daughter Angela has stated that she will be out this Tuesday for the final tournament night to make certain that "Puppet Lint" gets the 2nd place spot. Angela, in strict confidence, told me that the old people on the team need some young blood to make sure they keep "Hey, We're Not That BRITE" at bay. That Lisa and Cindy jello wrestling thing is looking more and more like the REAL show of the tournament.

Secondly, speaking of the 'BRITE (NOT) people, the general consensus last week was that they would have done better if Nazli and Chris had shown up to help them out but, apparently, Chris had a hair appointment and Nazli went with him. Their team was really bummed out. Also, it was discovered that Todd (of meteorology fame) could not put up enough of a fight over the Gulf of Tonkin and he was overruled. Ooooops!

"Hey Now" still remains an outside threat to the 2nd and 3rd place teams but, with only Rod showing up last week, it was, and will continue to be, a struggle. Nothing personal Rod, you still have "S S Millersville" beat.

The final night of the tournament will be Tuesday, May 1st, and we will award the tournament prizes on that night. The top 6 teams in total points will recieve cash prizes and one lucky person will win a special grand prize. Bribery is, of course, completely........!

The top 6 teams cash prizes will be:
1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

Tournament Mini-Category

Legal Terms

GOOD LUCK
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See you guys Tuesday night.
Parking is available on the street, if you can find it, and in the King Street Parking garage up the ramp next to the convention center site. Parking in the garage is $1 an hour so carpooling is a good way to save a quarter or two.

Check out their website www.anniebaileysirishpub.com for their menu and enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 56 Points - Pitt Stop
2nd Place - 51 Points - Puppet Lint
3rd Place - 50 Points - Out of the Vortex

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD

1st Place - 491 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 448 Points - Puppet Lint
3rd Place - 447 Points - Hey, We're Not that BRITE
4th Place - 431 Points - Hey Now
5th Place - 414 Points - S S Millersville
6th Place - 259 Points - Staff Infection (missed 1st 3 shows)
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Bring Sweaters, We Will Probably Be On The Deck
"Ladies Night Out" Runs Away With Tournament Victory
"Off Duty" Nearly Does The Unthinkable
"Bar Ks" Jan Wins Grand Prize - AGAIN
Bruiser.....&%#$@*&

Last week here at Celi's @ Crossgates the WalMart inspired gang (Hi John) from "Ladies Night Out" held a 1 point lead over "Out of the Vortex" at the start of the final night of the Spring 2007 tournament. At the conclusion the 'Ladies (and their guys) ran away from the 'Vortex and cruised to a 20 point victory. The Vulcans (Keith, Scott, Barbara and Peter) from the 'Vortex were quick to point out that Marjorie, Karen, Michelle and Billy could not show up and that is why they lost. Hmmmm, I wonder.

If that final night rout wasn't nearly humiliating enough, "Off Duty" (one of many "lobby lunatic teams") almost caught the 'Vortex for 2nd place as Sarah proclaimed "Vortex Is Dead"!

The "Bar Ks" finished the tournament in 4th place by holding off a feisty "R & R" team that refused to give up. The "Bar Ks" were the Fall 2006 tournament champions and, had it not been for a few tough early weeks in the tournament they might have repeated as champs. They can, however, find solace in the fact that they have the single luckiest person on planet earth on their team. In last Fall's tournament the lovely Jan Kitner won the Kodak Digital Camera Grand Prize. On Thursday night she did it AGAIN and won the Grand Prize. This time it was a 30-gig Apple I-Pod. And, before anyone hollers "it's fixed", Clubhouse owner Celinet drew the winning ticket in front of all of you. Jan is just that lucky. I think I will have her go to Atlantic City with me the next time I go. Hey, John.....let's talk.....but don't tell Margie.

"Crimson Tide" (Roll Tide) finished the tournament in the 6th and final money position and, even though Kevin wanted to take credit, I am pretty sure that special guest educators Maricia and Peggy, I mean Catherine Bell, were the ones that came through in the clutch. They certainly did not want Assistant Principal Scott to get any credit.

On the other end of the top 10, "Thorns and Roses" snored their way into 7th place with the "Fighting Mongooses" finishing 8th. The big story at the bottom of the pack, of course, was the way "Just The 18th" managed to hold off "Team Tom" for 9th place. Dawn particularly enjoyed holding off a team that hadn't shown up since the 3rd week. Once again, I understand that Lindsey beat her up in the parking lot after the show.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 73 Points - Off Duty
1st Place - 73 Points - Ladies Night Out
3rdd Place - 63 Points - R & R

TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD - FINALE

1st Place - 551 Points - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 530 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 524 Points - Off Duty
4th Place - 506 Points - Bar Ks
5th Place - 496 Points - R & R
6th Place - 459 Points - Crimson Tide
7th Place - 421 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
8th Place - 401 Points - The Fighting Mongooses
9th Place - 359 Points - Just the 18th
10th Place - 146 Points - Team Tom (Missing Since Week 3)
10th/11th Place - Croma - By Default Over Team Tom
11th Place - The Thrillers - Won 300-count bag of Dum-Dum Pops
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

Saturday, May 5th - THE COVE (Formerly the East of Eden Pub)

(717) 390-8777

2 SHOWS!

FIRST SHOW - 1PM - 4PM - OUT ON THE DECK
SECOND SHOW - 9PM - 12AM - INSIDE

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha