05/06/07

CROSSGATES - Deck Will Be Open Thursday Night, Dress Appropriately

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW
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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Tournament Finals
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Last Week's Blurbage

NEWSFLASH!
The Tournament Has Concluded
"Out of the Vortex" Romps To Victory
"Wacky Corner" Squeezes Into 3rd

While "Out of the Vortex" took everyone to the cleaners and "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" did the same in finishing 2nd a MEER 48 POINTS behind 'Vortex the only question left unanswered was....."who would break the tie for 3rd?" Going into the final night of the 2007 Spring Tournament here at the Barn Door, the "Wacky Corner" and the "4 Skins" were in a dead heat. Could the tired, weary and aging 'Corner stay awake long enough to hold off the bizarre and often misunderstood "4 Skins". Well.....YES THEY DID. Stephanie's gang held on for a 5 point margin to finish 3rd in the tournament.

5th and 6th place was equally hard fought as "Just Bonin' Up" came from 9 points back and almost took 5th place away from "Billy's Some-Kinda Bra" but they just didn't have enough in the end. The 'Bonin' Up crew may have gotten the last laugh however as they walked away with the Grand Prize.....the $300 Apple I-Pod.

Take note with the final scores that the 3rd thru 8th place teams were separated by a total of 7 points per week for the tournament.

Thanks again to all of you for strongly supporting this show.

This Week's Mini-Category

Hawaii

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Monday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 71 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 69 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 61 Points - Just Bonin' Up

TOURNAMENT FINALS

1st Place - 621 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 578 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 530 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 525 Points - 4 Skins
5th Place - 501 Points - Billy's Some-Kinda Bra
6th Place - 498 Points - Just Bonin' Up
7th Place - 472 Points - Just Dumb Luck
8th Place - 467 Points - Baked Curve Ball Muffins
9th Place - 426 Points - Don't Know Jack
10th Place - 362 Points - KCCC
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ANNIE BAILEYS IRISH PUB
www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
Tuesdays Starting at 8:30pm

28-30 East King Street Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602

phone: 717-393-4000

fax: 717-393-4566

Hours: 11am-2am

7 days a week

Tournament Finale

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Last Week's Blurbage

'Vortex Romps To Another Victory
"Hey Now" SHOCKS The Trivia World
"Puppet Lint" and "Hey We're Not That BRITE" in Therapy

Well, what can be said about our inaugural Trivia Challenge tournament here at Annie Baileys is this.....""Hey Now" Rules". Yes, I know that those Vulcans from "Out of the Vortex" won the tournament but how do you explain the job that Rod did leading "Hey Now" to a 2nd place tie on the final night of our 9 week Spring Challenge. As a matter of fact he even played by (not with) himself in week eight. He and his posse really stole the show last Tuesday night, tied "Puppet Lint" for 2nd place and dumped "Hey We're Not that BRITE" from 2nd to 4th place all in that final hour and a half.

"Puppet Lint's" pain was lessened by the fact that Tony walked away with the $200 Grand Prize. I have heard that his daughter Angela was the true brains of the outfit and she should probably get a HUGE chunk of that money. This, of course, does not sit well with Cindy who thinks SHE is the truly gifted one. Lisa, quite naturally, intends to beat both of them up in the near future.

Take note that the separation from 2nd to 5th place was 3 points per week. Good job everyone.

This Week's Mini-Category

Porn Stars

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Tuesday night.
Parking is available on the street, if you can find it, and in the King Street Parking garage up the ramp next to the convention center site. Parking in the garage is $1 an hour so carpooling is a good way to save a quarter or two.

Check out their website www.anniebaileysirishpub.com for their menu and enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 72 Points - Hey Now
2nd Place - 68 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 61 Points - S S Millersville

TOURNAMENT FINALS

1st Place - 559 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 503 Points - Puppet Lint
2nd Place - 503 Points - Hey Now
4th Place - 495 Points - Hey, We're Not that BRITE
5th Place - 475 Points - S S Millersville
6th Place - 259 Points - Staff Infection (missed 4 shows)
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

"Ladies Night Out" Wins AGAIN
"R & R" Comes Alive
"Bar Ks" In Top 3 - Without Jack & Karen.....Hmmmmm!
Bruiser.....&%#$@*&

Usually we see a MUCH smaller crowd for the first few weeks after a tournament ends but that was not the case here at Crossgates. Even though attendance was down from the normal 110 it was still over 80 which is very good.

"Ladies Night Out", trying to prove that their tournament victory was not a fluke, held off "R & R" to win last Thursday night. Bruiser claims his team was inspired by.....well.....Bruiser himself. He truly believes he is "all that". I know there have been moments when Pam wants to hit him with a golf club but Pat and Alice apparently have other plans for him. John is keeping out of this giant lover's quarrel.

Back in 3rd place we saw the "Bar Ks" have another very good night and they did it, AGAIN, without Karen and.....also.....this time.....without Jack. I don't know about you guys but the math is really starting to add up on this one. Jan and John very quiely told me that they hope Karen's twin sister Sharon keeps her in California for a few more weeks. SHHHHHHH! Don't tell Karen.

Where were tournament winners "Out of the Vortex? Well, they were there but, I guess when there is nothing at stake they implode. I think they bore easily.....or.....given the chronology.....they tire easily.

This Week's Mini-Category

Car Makes & Models

GOOD LUCK
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See you guys Tuesday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 74 Points - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 70 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 69 Points - Bar Ks

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha