07/08/07

Special Note

The 2007 Fall Tournaments are just 2 months away. The tournaments will begin with the Crossgates show on Thursday, September 6th and conclude with our 6th annual Halloween show at Crossgates on Thursday, November 1st. Start rounding up the troops.

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Oh Yeah, another HUGE night, 15 teams and over 80 people once again brought the Barn Door to a near standstill last Monday night. Parking was most certainly at a premium. It was a truly strange night when, thanks to the Horse Breeds mini-category, Brian's harem changed their team name to "Hung Like a Horse". That got Kim and server Cathy's attention until they realized that it was Kristina who thought of the team name. that brought shivers to their spines. It was also a high scoring night with "Out of the Vortex" capturing 1st place away from the 'Horse people. The amazing story of the night was "Just Dumb Luck" scoring very well and finishing in 3rd place. It had absolutely nothing to do with Bob threatening to kill me after I annouced the change in direction for the Barn Door. It seems that from now on they will have male strippers on friday nights and bartender Gary (Bob's son) is apparently going to be leading the group as they dance on tables all over the place. "KC's" Karen can't wait to put her dollar bills to good use, and, the Steph, of the "Wacky corner" has been waiting for this moment for years. It seems that she has been wanting to see Gary in a g-string for many years. Stefan agrees with Stephanie.

This Week's Mini-Category

7 Ancient Wonders
&
The Secret Category
(chosen by the "Wacky Corner")

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 73 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 70 Points - Hung Like a Horse
3rd Place - 66 Points - Just Dumb Luck
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Some time this summer we might just find out how many people this deck can really hold here at crossgates. We had nearly 130 people here last Thursday night on one of the nicest nights we have had in a long time for this show. You just can't beat mid 80s, low humidity, slight breeze. It was an excellent weather night.As for the show, remember Brian (math geek) and the "Hung Like a Horse" team from the Monday night blurb? Well, the mini-category of Integral Calculus drew them out for the Celi's show last week and they called themselves the "Square Root of 9 Musketeers" and they slipped by the Jan inspired "Bar Ks" for 1st place. This was the "Bar Ks' second consecutive 2nd place finish! Will they ever return to the top spot? "Ladies Night Out", led by the Beastie Boy inspired Bruiser finished in 3rd place last week just ahead of Jeff's (another math geek) "Keep This Coupon" and "Scrapple". The deep-on-the-deck mega-team of "Off Duty" finished just outside of the top 5 with a very good 68 point night. I think it was Lauren's fault.....at least that is what Sarah and Jackie said. The top 6 teams were separated by a total of 7 points. Without ties it can't get much closer than that. Any one of those teams could have won last week. Where, you ask, was "Out of the Vortex". They finished WELL back in the pack for the 2nd straight week and nobody can quite figure out why. Dawn's team is hoping that the 'Vortex continues this trend duing the upcoming Fall tournament. There are apparently plentying of fingers pointing in many different directions. Welcome back to the "Cheeseballs", the "Phillies" and the "Bucketheads". In regards to the "Cheeseballs", they had a really good night but Cheryl was once again quick to blame Jay on the team's downfall. Remember when the 'Balls were a force to be dealt with? Then Jay went and retired! I think playing golf has taken some of Jay's grey cells captive. "Crimson Tide and math geek Jan invited friends from the Penn Manor quiz bowl team to join them but, alas, my questions are not the type they are use to hearing and ddzzzzz, there go the brain cells, like a fly in a bug zapper. Even with math geek Jan leading the charge the 'Tide had a tough night.

This Week's Mini-Category

Playboy
(NO, it has NOTHING to do with Bruiser)
plus
an additional secret category

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Thursday night.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 75 Points - Square Root of 9 Musketeers
2nd Place - 73 Points - Bar Ks
3rd Place - 71 Points - Ladies Night Out
4th Place - 70 Points - Keep this Coupon
5th Place - 69 Points - Scrapple - aka Greasy Gopher Guts
6th Place - 68 Points - Off Duty
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646


Trivia with Justin

Mon. 8 P.M. and approx. 9:30 P.M. (two shows)

Shank's Tavern

Front and Waterford Sts, Marietta, 717-426-1205

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha