07/08/07

Special Note
I don't need to get a real job. The APSCUF contract situation is settled!
YIPPEE

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Oh What a Night, 16 teams and 93 people brought the Barn Door to a near standstill last Monday night. We used every spare table and chair in the place for everyone and there were only 3 open seats at the bar. Parking was provided by the Lancaster Airport Authority and Stefan (who used to ride the short yellow bus and is now it's driver) provided transportation. Some people who drove themselves in from the airport had to park at the high school and walk in. We welcomed back "Linuscratchitt" who finished 4th and picked Jacque Cousteau as this week's mini-category and we had a tie for 5th place between "Just Dumb Luck" and "Common Sense". which means that there will be two additional secret mini-categories that only those two teams will know what they are. "Wacky Corner" actually also finished tied for 5th but they lost their collective minds and forgot to put down a mini-category selection. It was Bob's fault. We also welcomed back "Common Sense". "Barbara's Bush" (hey, he can't say that) also made an appearance and they struggled throughout the night. "Out of the Vortex" did very well and won by 4 points over "Pardon Me Scooter" and the Stefan (bus driver) inspired 'Scooter team was one point better than the 3rd place team of misfits from "Lionel Richie Has Left Us". The "Wacky Corner"'s Phil went absolutely nuts when he shot out of his barstool to collect his wacky raffle prize of a one pound box of James Salt Water Taffy direct from Atlantic City. I have never seen anyone move that fast and his lovely wife agreed.

This Week's Mini-Category

Jacques Cousteau
&
The Secret Categories

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 61 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 57 Points - Pardon Me Scooter
3rd Place - 56 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

No storms and a calm night but "Off Duty" and "Thorns and Roses" still wanted to sit in the lobby. It was another busy night last Thursday here at Celis @ Crossgates and "Ladies Night Out" ruled the night with a 5 point win over the "Bar Ks" who did VERY well WITHOUT Jack in attendance. Karen was quite pleased. The "Bar Ks" finished 5 points ahead of the third place team of "Off Duty" (Lobby Dwellers). The 4th place team of "Crimson Tide" picked one of the starngest mini-categories i have ever had. Are you sitting down? It is Integral Calculus. You might as well stab yourself with a dull pencil right now. Ouch!Don't forget there is also a secret mini-category which was chosen by the 5th place team of "Scrapple, aka, Greasy Gopher Guts". Eeeewwwww!

This Week's Mini-Category

Integral Calculus
plus
an additional secret category

GOOD LUCK
&
See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 51 Points - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 46 Points - Bar Ks
3rd Place - 41 Points - Off Duty
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

Trivia with Justin

Mon. 7:30 P.M. and approx. 9:30 P.M. (two shows)

Shank's Tavern

Front and Waterford Sts, Marietta, 717-426-1205

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha