SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT

This is a Special Weather Statement from the Department of Trivia Control, under the joint cooperation of the tha faculty union at Millersville University (APSCUF), the Mexican National Guard and Area 51 with assistance from Vice President Dick (Shoot 'em While You Can) Cheney. In an effort to not endanger anyone ( Cheney was not involved ) while traveling tonight, the trivia show that you all hold near and dear to your hearts is being postponed. Your mini-category, U. S. National Parks, will be held over to next week. Keep yourselves warm and cozy tonight and we look forward to seeing you out next week.

This message was sponsored by the Republican National Committee. They are well versed in snowjobs.