09/01/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Announcements

The Fall 2009 Back Nine Tournament at Crossgates is here.
Crossgates - Thursday Nights Beginning September 4th, Ending - October 30th.
Barn Door - Monday nights Beginning October 6th, Ending - December 1st.


www.earthtrivia.com
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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, Happy Labor Day to all of you. As you already know we do NOT have a show tonight at the Barn Door simply because.....well.....the Barn Door is closed for the holiday. We will return on September 8th and I hope we can pack the place. Remember, your Fall 2009 Nine Week Tournament begins in just 4 weeks so sharpen up. How do you do that? Well, you come out to the show for PRACTICE. 10 teams (for the third week in a row) and 58 people last Monday night here at the Barn Door. Pre-tourney favorites "Out of the Vortex" had their way with all of you for the 2nd week in a row and kicked some royal butt with a 19 point victory over "Sew You Think You Can Trivia" with "Vandelay Industries" another 6 points back. Katie's bunch of loons from "Just Dumb Luck" returned after a week off and mamaged to finish in a tie for 4th place with "Wacky Corner". The 'Corner's BOB was later heard to say, "I just wasn't worth a lick tonight". The once mighty "J-Men" ahve been sinking faster than the John Edwards marriage and they no longer seem to be a threat to the top of the tournament heap. It was a fun night but the entire crowd is still wondering what is up with "KC". I know the "J-Men" and GARY miss them terribly.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories for September are:

September 8th - State Flags
September 15th - U.S. Rivers and Lakes
September 22nd - Computer Languages
September 29th - Holidays and Observances

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 87 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 68 Points - Sew You Think You Can Trivia
3rd Place - 61 Points - Vandelay Industries
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

A light night last week here at Crossgates and I am sure it was just a night to rest your weary brains before your 9-week Fall 2009 Tournament gets underway this week. Expect a VERY LARGE turnout and this is also the week that the MU golf group comes out to play so get there EARLY for your favorite seats. Your tournament mini-categories are listed below the blurb and they are in alphabetical order. You won't know which one I have chosen until the night of the show and then it will disappear from the list. There are 10 categories but only 9 weeks of tournament so you won't even be certain of the final week because there will still be 2 on the list. Also, Our 7th annual Halloween Costume show will end the tournament on October 30th so your teammates should be planning for that show now. As for last weeks show, pre-tourney co-favorites "Out of the Vortex" AND the "Stupid MOFOs" BOTH finished out of the top three for the first time since the 'MOFOs started playing last year. I am not sure what that means but "R & R" showed some teeth and with Bruiser back, after a self imposed Time Out, romped to victory last week. Well, they didn't actually romp. They beat the "Better Half" by 2 points and the 3rd place "Bar Ks" by 4 points. The ROMP comes from the fact that ANYTIME a team beats up on the 'Vortex AND the 'MOFOs on the same night, it is an accomplishment worth mentioning. As for the 'MOFOs, their loss can be chalked up to the young, lovely Erin, hurting her back and the fifth of Captain Morgan and the bottle of Percoset turned her brain to mush so she was totally useless. Her mother Joyce, was also pretty useless but that is just her normal mode. She better pick it up for the tournament. If only Tracy would put out now and then. Then, of course, there are the "Fighting Mongooses", "Crimson Tide", "Off Duty" and "Thorns and Roses". These 4 teams don't care about winning, they just PRAY that they don't finish behind "Croma". "Croma" is the "KC" of Crossgates Trivia, especially when Leslie shows up. And, Speaking of "Off Duty", they seemed totally lost without Sarah to help them out. Also, a hearty WELCOME BACK to the "Young Bucks".

Your Upcoming Tournament Mini-Categories are:

80s Television
American History - 20th Century
Broadway Shows
Chemistry
Cheese
Famous Cowboys
Harry Potter
Ireland
Poisonous Plants and Animals
Rocky Horror Picture Show

See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 79 Points - R & R
2nd Place - 77 Points - Better Half
3rd Place - 75 Points - Bar Ks
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN

Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com
for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha