11/12/06

Monday is the start of my 2nd year at the Barn Door.
Thanks for your support!

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

THIS WEEK'S DREADED MINI-CATEGORIES

Monday Night
Burt Reynolds

Wednesday Night
Gilligans Island

Thursday Night
Meteorology

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Unlike the tournaments at the Villa Nova West and at Crossgates, the Fall 2006 Challenge here at the Barn Door was a complete runaway.....no.....let me change that.....it was a complete massacre. "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" led by 8 points after the first week and steadily increased their lead over 2nd place "Out of the Vortex" EVERY WEEK. This ultimately led to a 66 point rout. As a matter of fact, the way the final night scoring went, the over-qualified goofballs from the 'Richie gang only had to show up and pretend to play to collect their 1st place prize. Third place "Wacky Corner" did all they could to close on the 'Vortex and they nearly caught them. They came from 21 points back at the start of the night and finished just 9 points out of 2nd place. That is a 1 point per week difference in scoring. The 'Corner's Stephanie was the Grand Prize winner and she nearly passed out when her ticket won the Kodak Digital Camera and Printer Dock. She mysteriously came back to life when I volunteered to do CPR.
The 2nd tier of money teams struggled to maintain their positions but "Billy's ????? Underwear" was able to hold of that dastardly "S?x Toys" team by a mere 7 points to capture 4th place. Think about that! LESS than a point per week difference in scoring was all it took for Brian and his women (well mostly) to get the extra bucks. How about "Don't Know Jack". They were able to stay ahead of the "3 Generations" and consistency ruled in this case. See you guys Monday night for the start of my second year here at the Barn Door and thanks for your continued support.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 68 Points - Wacky Corner
2nd Place - 63 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 61 Points - S?x Toys

TOURNAMENT FINAL STANDINGS

1st Place - 584 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 518 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 509 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 460 Points - Billy's ????? Underwear
5th Place - 453 Points - S?x Toys
6th Place - 419 Points - Don't Know Jack
7th Place - 400 Points - 3 Generations
8th Place - 354 Points - KC
9th Place - 344 Points - Large Group of Stupid Monkeys
10th Place - 184 Points - Two For The Road
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

"Out of the Vortex", fresh off of their victory in the Fall tournament here at the Villa Nova West, was able to continue their dominance over "Cowbell" with a close 2-point victory. Gretchen Wilson's trip to Detroit was the 'Cowbell's undoing and Stefan's only comment was, "but they dominated us and I liked it". Time to put the helmet back on! "Tangled Up In Booze" finished 3rd and celebrated with a round of shots (tetanus I think). The 4th and 5th place teams of "Lebowski" and "I Need a Lickin" finished 1 and 2 points out of 3rd respectively. Also, our chocolate-freak bartender Noel is claiming to be chocolate-FREE. Let's test her willpower. I want everyone to bring out chocolate candy for Noel this Wednesday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 56 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 54 Points - Ding-Dong The Rick Is Dead Cowbell
3rd Place - 48 Points - Tangled Up In Booze
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Porn stars was last week's mini-category and "R & R", led by a few porn star freaks, posted a five point victory over the porn-challenged "Off Duty" team (so they claimed) last Thursday here at Crossgates on a night that wound up being my night to discover who the 'pervs are. Including "R & R", we now know some added info about the 3rd place "Bar Ks" and the 5th place team of "Out of the Vortex". It seems that the 'Ks Karen, Jan and John as well as Keith, Scott and BARBARA from the 'Vortex know way more than anyone suspected about Tracy Lords, Jenna Jameson, Georgina Spelvin andPeter North (Barbara's favorite). As a matter of fact, the "Bar Ks" John was quite proud of his porn prowess. Hmmmmm, I wonder what kind of use his lovely wife Jan's new camera.....NEVERMIND! The 4th place team of "Ladies Night Out" could have done better but Bruiser was no help with the porn (go figure) and Alice didn't want to admit how much she really knew. Pam was curiously quiet on the issue also, neither confirming nor denying the existence of her huge "National Geographic" video collection.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 59 POINTS - R & R
2nd Place - 54 Points - Off Duty
3rd Place - 51 Points - The Bar Ks
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn.
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore



See Damion's website
www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha