11/05/06

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

THE TOURNAMENT'S NEAR COMPLETION

The Tournament Schedule
&
Remaining Mini-Categories

Barn Door
Monday Nights
Sep 11th thru Nov 6th

College/University Nicknames
Chemistry

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Here it comes. The final night of the Fall 2006 Back Nine Challenge here at the Barn Door concludes Monday night and there are still some tight races for the top six positions. The top 3 teams of "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", "Out of the Vortex" and the "Wacky Corner" have pretty much locked up those spots with the 'Lionel gang just hammering everyone. However, "Billy's ????? Underwear's" 4th place spot is nowhere near secure. They are only 10 points ahead of that dreaded "Solar Powered S_x Toys at Night" team while the 'Toys are only 13 points ahead of Becky (the Platinum Princess) and her "Don't Know Jack" team. Of course, knowing that, the 'Toys are probably safe in at least 5th place. "Don't Know Jack" should be the most worried. If they have one of their patented meltdowns, "3 Generations", even with being 21 points behind Becky's crew, could steal that 6th and final money position. Then, of course, there is "KC" sitting in 8th place. Are they a threat? NOPE! This is really going to be cool.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 78 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 70 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 68 Points - Billy's "Borrowed" Underwear

TOURNAMENT TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 521 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 462 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 441 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 402 Points - Billy's ????? Underwear
5th Place - 392 Points - S?x Toys
6th Place - 379 Points - Don't Know Jack
7th Place - 358 Points - 3 Generations
8th Place - 331 Points - KC
9th Place - 290 Points - Large Group of Stupid Monkeys
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

The battle royal for the Fall 2006 Tournament here at the Villa Nova West has concluded and "Out of the Vortex" held on to beat "Cowbell" by 23 points and capture the 1st place prize of $100 but 'Cowbell got the last laugh when Kim won the Kodak Digital Camera and Printer Dock as the Grand Prize winner. Stefan shouted "take that Vortex"! I think he thinks HE won the camera. "Hot Nuts and Honeys", having already locked up 3rd place, was a little bumbed out because Bob couldn't make the show until Gay, (Bob's wife), along with teammates Frank and Patty, decided they weren't going to share their $65 3rd place prize with the absent Bob. Yep.....here it comes.....but "What About Bob?" I couldn't resist that one. "Lebowski" was on a roll as they had their first weekly 1st place finish and just got by the "Army of 1" for 4th place overall. Gary, the "Army of 1" took the 5th place spot but the real drama was reserved for the final money position. The 6th place battle came down to a fight between "Holy SWAG" (the Spring 2006 champs), "Tangled Up In Booze" and "Steel Reserve". Who took that 6th and final money spot? "Holy SWAG" by only 1 point over "Tangled Up In Booze." Over a 9-week period it can't get closer than that without a tie. DUH! My heart goes out to the 'Booze team and the rest of the teams should understand that the 'Booze guys missed the 1st week and, if their average score means anything, they would have finished solidly in 4th place. Congratulations and thanks to all. See you guys this Wednesday for our regular show.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 65 Points - LEBOWSKI
2nd Place - 62 Points - Cooter Cowbell
3rd Place - 61 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys

TOURNAMENT FINAL STANDINGS

1st Place - 549 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 526 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 463 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
4th Place - 434 Points - Lebowski
5th Place - 429 Points - Army of 1
6th Place - 402 Points - Holy SWAG
7th Place - 401 Points - Tangled Up In Booze
8th Place - 389 Points - Steel Reserve
9th Place - 362 Points - Without a Bruise---r
10th Place - 211 Points - Hopeless Toledo
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

The unthinkable ALMOST happened. Since 2002 the "2Ks" and the "Bar ''Flies" have been trying oh so DESPERATELY to finish in the top 10, yet alone the top 6 positions for the twice annual tournaments. Finally they finished 6th and 9th respectively in the Fall 2005 tournament. This past Spring, for the Spring 2006 tournament, they combined forces and became the "Bar K's" and they promptly finished in 4th place. Now we come to the Fall 2006 tournament. They added Tom and Amanda along with Kenny, Diane and Tony and, with the intent to drive themselves right through everyone else to the top of the heap.....they almost threw themselves off of a cliff like a group of lemmings. The "Bar Ks" took the tournament lead from the first night way back on September 7th and held the top spot through the first 5 weeks of the 9-week tournament. Then came week 6. They imploded in grand fashion and lost that night by 30 points to "Ladies Night Out." They stilll held the overall lead but now their huge 40+ point lead was down to just 13 points. It seemed as if they couldn't handle the pressure and they were blaming each other.....well.....they were blaming Karen mostly. Could they survive this internal team struggle? It seemed so because over the next 2 weeks (weeks 7 and 8) they built their tournament lead back to 20 points over "Out of the Vortex" and 22 points over "Ladies Night Out". Could it finally be their tournament to win.....or.....as pundits predicted.....would they just fade away with another devastatingly BAD night as in week 6.

It nearly happened. The "Bar Ks" needed most of that 20 point lead because, with Jack (the team captain) missing again (Jack called me from some wooded area and said to say that), they did win but the lead melted to 8 total points after 9 weeks. The dreaded 'Vortex team, written off for dead after a miserable opening 5 weeks, stormed back to finish in 2nd place just 9 points ahead of "Ladies Night Out". If you do the math you will notice that that was a 1 point per week average victory margin. As a matter of fact, if you look at the final standings for the top 6 money positions you will notice that all 6 of those teams finished with a 1-point-per-week or smaller average score difference to the team immediately in front of them. This was one of the best tournaments yet.

Last Thursday was also our 5th annual Halloween party and, as usual, most of you came out in costume. Although everyone looked good, the ladies from "3 Blondes & a Brunette" easily won the best dressed team contest with their Victorias Secret Angels costumes and the "Bar Ks" Tony won the best individual award for his uncanny resmblance to Barney Rubble. Congratulations also to the "Bar Ks" Jan for winning the tournament Grand Prize of the Kodak Digital Camera and Printer Dock. Thanks again for another successful tournament and I will see you guys Thursday night for the return of our regular show.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 61 POINTS - OUT OF THE VORTEX
2nd Place - 59 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 55 Points - Off Duty

TOURNAMENT TOP TEN

1st Place - 511 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 503 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 494 Points - Ladies Night Out
4th Place - 488 Points - R & R
5th Place - 480 Points - Wrecked 'Um
6th Place - 478 Points - Off Duty
7th Place - 443 Points - Assassins
8th Place - 437 Points - Crimson Tide
9th Place - 402 Points - Fighting Mongooses
10th Place - 385 Points - Senior Discount
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz., 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn.
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore



See Damion's website
www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha