10/29/06

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT

Here we go! Although Halloween falls 2 days before the end of our 2006 Fall Tournament at Celis @ Crossgates we WILL hold our 5th annual costume party on that final tournament night, Thursday night, November 2nd. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THIS THURSDAY NIGHT. Make your plans now for your teams costumes. We will be awarding special prizes for the top team and top individual in costume.

IT'S TOURNAMENT TIME

The top 6 teams in total points after the 9 weeks at each show will recieve the following cash prizes respectively.

1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

There will also be additional individual prizes and a grand prize at each show.

The mini-categories are listed below with each show but be advised; the list is in no particular order. I will use 2 of them each week. There are 18 mini-categories for each show and the only 2 you will be certain of will be the final week of each tournament because the other 16 will have been used. As each show finishes I will drop those 2 mini-categories from each show's list.

The Tournament Schedule
&
Remaining Mini-Categories

Barn Door
Monday Nights
Sep 11th thru Nov 6th

College/University Nicknames
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Bones of the Body
Chemistry

Villa Nova West
Wednesday Nights
Sep 6th thru Nov 1st

Big Ten Football
Alcoholic Beverages

Celi's @ Crossgates
Thursday Nights
Sep 7th thru Nov 2nd

Body Parts
Railroads

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

I continue to be amazed at the turnout for this show. We had another full house last week and, before I get to the story about that runaway train called "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", let me pose this question. Do you remember the Jefferson Starship hit from 1981 called "Find Your Way Back"? Well, "Don't Know Jack" is cutting their own version of that song and they are calling it "Slide Your Way Back" as "3 Generations", "KC" and even "Large Group of Stupid Monkeys" are licking their chops at the possibility of stealing 2nd place away from Becky's 'Jack people. With 2 shows to go in our fall tournament anything can, and often does, happen! Up on top of the leaderboard, "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", with another weekly 1st place finish, is on the verge of their 1st tournament title. The 'Lionel people have won 6 of the 7 weeks so far in our 9-week tournament here at the Barn Door and they have built a 51 point lead with 2 shows to go. They believe the competition here at the Barn Door is softer than their previous experience at Crossgates. Kim and Robin told me to say that. Usually, with a team like "Out of the Vortex" in 2nd place, I would say that no lead is safe. But I think this is one of those times when that will not be true. The 'Vortex needs to be careful because the "Wacky Corner" is only 17 points behind them in 3rd place and Stephanie and her gang of thieves could be looking to steal 2nd place. Yes, we have quite a few "pirate-like" teams at this show looking to steal spots. Speaking of thieves, can the "S?x Toys" (censor alert) steal 4th place away from "Billy's ????? Underwear". Those 2 teams are separated by a tiny 5 points in the race to the wire.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 63 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 61 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 61 Points - Wacky Corner

TOURNAMENT TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 443 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 392 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 375 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 334 Points - Billy's ????? Underwear
5th Place - 329 Points - S?x Toys
6th Place - 320 Points - Don't Know Jack
7th Place - 298 Points - 3 Generations
8th Place - 296 Points - KC
9th Place - 290 Points - Large Group of Stupid Monkeys
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

The battle royal for the Fall 2006 Tournament here at the Villa Nova West concludes this week with "Out of the Vortex", "Cowbell" and "Hot Nuts & Honeys" holding solid leads for the top 3 spots overall. The real battles are for 4th through 8th places as those 5 teams are separated by 21 total points. Gary, the "Army of 1", has barged into 4th place, one point ahead of "Lebowski". "Lebowski" is only 6 points ahead of the 6th place team of "Holy SWAG" but "Lebowski" looks safe for at least 5th place at this point. Why do I say that? Because over the last 2 weeks the 'SWAGsters have been freefalling through the trivia atmosphere and "Steel Reserve" or "Tangled Up In Booze" are hoping they can take advantage of "Holy SWAG" if they (the SWAGsters) have a final night meltdown. Can 'SWAG hold on?
Also, congratulations to Amish Kathy and John on their engagement!

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 65 Points - OUT OF THE VORTEX
2nd Place - 56 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
3rd Place - 55 Points - It's Okay To Be Gay in NJ Cowbell

TOURNAMENT TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 496 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 464 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 402 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
4th Place - 370 Points - Army of 1
5th Place - 369 Points - Lebowski
6th Place - 363 Points - Holy SWAG
7th Place - 349 Points - Tangled Up In Booze
8th Place - 349 Points - Steel Reserve
9th Place - 320 Points - Without a Bruise---r
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Although a 20 point lead is not always safe going into the final week of the tournament, it appears as if the often maligned "Bar Ks" are going to finally put a tournament championship in the books. Karen, Jack (the lately absent HUNTER), Jan, John, Jen, Lou and Shayna are the regular nutjobs for this team and they often have additional nutjobs that come out and help them out. Karen and Jan are the leaders of this "brain"-trust, or so they think, and they have done an unbelievable job in this tournament. The pre-tourney handicapping had them finishing well of the pace. Some oddsmakers even had them finishing behind the eternally 10th place "Thorns-n-Roses". OUCH! "Out of the Vortex" stormed into the 2nd place overall position last week after "Ladies Night Out" experienced on of the worst nights they have had in their 5-year tournament history. With one more night like that, "Wrecked 'Um", "R & R" and even the likes of "Off Duty" could breeze right by them; and "Ladies Night Out" could go from the $65 money position to finishing out of the money all together. The real fun, however, in further back in the non-money spots of 7th thru 10th place. At this moment "Crimson Tide" is only 5 points ahead of the 8th place team of the "Assassins". Now for news of the true battle for mediocrity. "Thorns-n-Roses" is locked in another epic battle for control of LAST PLACE. The 9th place 'Thorns are only 2 points up on both the "Fighting Mongooses" and "Senior Discount". Can the Theresa led, Mother-of-Theresa inspired "Thorns-n-Roses" actually continue their plummet out of the top ten. Come out Thursday night, IN COSTUME, and see for yourself.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 62 POINTS - BAR Ks
2nd Place - 59 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 58 Points - Wrecked 'Um
3rd Place - 58 Points - R & R

TOURNAMENT TOP TEN

1st Place - 462 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 442 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 440 Points - Ladies Night Out
4th Place - 434 Points - Wrecked 'Um
5th Place - 429 Points - R & R
6th Place - 423 Points - Off Duty
7th Place - 399 Points - Crimson Tide
8th Place - 394 Points - The Assassins
9th Place - 364 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
10th Place - 362 Points - Fighting Mongooses
11th Place - 362 Points - Senior Discount
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn

Wed. 8 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz., 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn.
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore





See Damion's website
www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha