09/24/06

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT

Here we go! Although Halloween falls 2 days before the end of our 2006 Fall Tournament at Celis @ Crossgates we WILL hold our 5th annual costume party on that final Thursday night, November 2nd. That will, once again, coincide with the conclusion of the tournaments. Make your plans now for your teams costumes. We will be awarding special prizes for the top team and top individual in costume.

IT'S TOURNAMENT TIME

The top 6 teams in total points after the 9 weeks at each show will recieve the following cash prizes respectively.

1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

There will also be additional individual prizes and a grand prize at each show.

The mini-categories are listed below with each show but be advised; the list is in no particular order. I will use 2 of them each week. There are 18 mini-categories for each show and the only 2 you will be certain of will be the final week of each tournament because the other 16 will have been used. As each show finishes I will drop those 2 mini-categories from each show's list.

The Tournament Schedule
&
Remaining Mini-Categories

Barn Door
Monday Nights
Sep 11th thru Nov 6th

College/University Nicknames
Clint Eastwood Movies
Condiments
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Florida
Board Games
Legal Terms
Bones of the Body
U.S. Space Program
Chemistry
Fruits & Vegetables
Stock Symbols

Villa Nova West
Wednesday Nights
Sep 6th thru Nov 1st

Big Ten Football
Cat Breeds
7th Heaven
Alcoholic Beverages
Horse Racing's Triple Crown
Astrology
Monty Python
Human Anatomy
19th Century Presidents
Porn Stars

Celi's @ Crossgates
Thursday Nights
Sep 7th thru Nov 2nd

Computers & Computer Languages
Geometry & Trigonometry
Body Parts
Futurama
Notre Dame Football
Sport of Fencing
Broadway Shows
Battle of Gettysburg
Railroads
Word Origins

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
________________________________________________________

THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

After 3 weeks "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" refuses to give up their hold on 1st place and they have increased their overall lead over 2nd place "Out of the Vortex" to 28 points. "Wacky Corner", after experiencing an unusually "not so hot" night, has plummeted into a 3-way tie for 3rd place with the likes of "Large Group of Stupid Monkeys" and that "Solar Powered S*X Toys at Night" team. Sorry for the asterisk but I am on "high censor alert". Who is on the move UP? That would be "KC" who, without Cori (go figure) has moved into a tie with "Billy's 'some-kinda' Underwear" for 7th place and both of those teams are creeping up on the Platinum Goddess' "Don't Know Jack" team in 6th place.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 65 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 56 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 51 Points - Linuscratchitt

TOURNAMENT TOP SIX

1st Place - 207 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 179 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 161 Points - Large Group of Stupid Monkeys
3rd Place - 161 Points - Wacky Corner
3rd Place - 161 Points - Solar Powered S*x Toys at Night
6th Place - 146 Points - Don't Know Jack
_________________________________

VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

After 4 weeks of our Fall 2006 tournament here at the Villa Nova West "Out of the Vortex" is maintaining their 15 point lead over "Cowbell" and the 'Cowbell's Stefan is now, apparently, driving the Springfield school bus. No.....wait.....that actually explains alot. You had to be there. "Hot Nuts & Honeys" is holding on to their 3rd place positions while "Lebowski" has moved into 4th place ahead of the stumbling and tumbling "Holy SWAG" which is now tied for 5th place with the "Steel Reserve". 'SWAG might not have taken such a hit last week if Carl had not been mysteriously absent. Muscle Cars was one of the mini-categories and he would have been an enormous help. Amish Kathy and her cousin, Mennonite Natalie, were both upset that Carl was a no-show and they have both now dumped Carl for.....ME! OH NO, where did I put that ice pick. By the way, neither of those teams should breathe too easily because "Army of 1" (formerly the "Lone Irishman") has closed to within 4 points of them. Here comes the hump week so be prepared for the downhill slide.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 55 Points - Out of the Vortex
1st Place - 55 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 54 Points - Tangled Up in Booze

TOURNAMENT TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 252 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 237 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 200 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
4th Place - 183 Points - Lebowski
5th Place - 172 Points - Holy SWAG
5th Place - 172 Points - Steel Reserve
7th Place - 168 Points - Army of 1
__________________________________________________________
CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Welcome back to "Team Tom" on one of the lowest scoring nights in trivia history; and the 'TomMeisters took full advantage of everybody else's apparent "asleep-at-the-wheel" night as they won with only 49 total points. Most of the usually strong teams could only muster 2 or 3 correct answers in the treacherous 3rd and final round but "Team Tom" got 5 correct to lead all teams. After 4 weeks of our 2006 Fall Tournament here at Crossgates the UNBELIEVABLE "Bar Ks", despite a 4th place finish, have actually increased their overall tournament lead to 18 points over "Wrecked 'Um" with "Out of the Vortex" another 2 points farther back on a tough 38 point night for both teams. "R & R" has moved 2 points ahead of "Ladies Night Out" into 4th place. "Off Duty" took a huge hit last week and dropped into 6th place only 1 point ahead of the surging wackos from "Crimson Tide" and 4 points ahead of the 8th place team of the "Assassins". As a matter of fact a total of 17 points separates 2nd through 8th place as we approach the hump week in our 9-week Fall 2006 Tournament here at Crossgates.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 49 POINTS - TEAM TOM
2nd Place - 42 Points - Crimson Tide
2nd Place - 42 Points - R & R

TOURNAMENT TOP TEN

1st Place - 226 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 208 Points - Wrecked 'Um
3rd Place - 206 Points - Out of the Vortex
4th Place - 200 Points - R & R
5th Place - 198 Points - Ladies Night Out
6th Place - 195 Points - Off Duty
7th Place - 194 Points - Crimson Tide
8th Place - 191 Points - Assassins
9th Place - 177 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
10th Place - 174 Points - Fighting Mongooses
____________________________________________________________________________

Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn

Wed. 8 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz., 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn.
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore



See Damion's website
www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha