10/15/06

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT

Here we go! Although Halloween falls 2 days before the end of our 2006 Fall Tournament at Celis @ Crossgates we WILL hold our 5th annual costume party on that final tournament night, Thursday night, November 2nd. Make your plans now for your teams costumes. We will be awarding special prizes for the top team and top individual in costume.

IT'S TOURNAMENT TIME

The top 6 teams in total points after the 9 weeks at each show will recieve the following cash prizes respectively.

1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

There will also be additional individual prizes and a grand prize at each show.

The mini-categories are listed below with each show but be advised; the list is in no particular order. I will use 2 of them each week. There are 18 mini-categories for each show and the only 2 you will be certain of will be the final week of each tournament because the other 16 will have been used. As each show finishes I will drop those 2 mini-categories from each show's list.

The Tournament Schedule
&
Remaining Mini-Categories

Barn Door
Monday Nights
Sep 11th thru Nov 6th

College/University Nicknames
Clint Eastwood Movies
Condiments
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Legal Terms
Bones of the Body
U.S. Space Program
Chemistry

Villa Nova West
Wednesday Nights
Sep 6th thru Nov 1st

Big Ten Football
Cat Breeds
7th Heaven
Alcoholic Beverages
Human Anatomy
Porn Stars

Celi's @ Crossgates
Thursday Nights
Sep 7th thru Nov 2nd

Geometry & Trigonometry
Body Parts
Notre Dame Football
Broadway Shows
Railroads
Word Origins

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, hump week is in the books in our Fall 2006 9-Week Trivia Challenge here at the Barn Door and "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", with a 3rd place finish last week, has increased their lead to 47 points over 2nd place "Out of the Vortex". Unless 'Richie suffers a near fatal collapse like the "Bar Ks" are experiencing (see the Crossgates blurb) it looks as if nobody is going to catch them. Speaking of the 'Vortex clan, "Wacky Corner", with their 1st win in the Fall tournament, has moved to within 16 points of the 2nd place 'Vortex with 4 weeks to go. Can those "oldies but goodies" from the corner of the bar manage to pull off the impossible? Nevermind that! Look who has scrambled into 4th place. It is none other than "Billy's ????? Underwear". Brian and the gang have very quietly dumped "Don't Know Jack" into 5th place and if the Platinum Princess and her 'Jack team are not careful the "S?x Toys" team, currently in 6th place, will also move ahead of them. Is it concievable that "KC" might also catch "Don't Know Jack". Once again I repeat:
How embarassing is that?

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 57 Points - Wacky Corner
2nd Place - 56 Points - Billy's 'Pages' Underwear
3rd Place - 55 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us

TOURNAMENT TOP SIX

1st Place - 323 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 276 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 260 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 241 Points - Billy's ????? Underwear
5th Place - 238 Points - Don't Know Jack
6th Place - 231 Points - S?x Toys
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Well, "Cowbell" WAS closing on "Out of the Vortex" but then the 'Vortex took notice, realized it was week 6 of 9 and decided they needed more of a cushion. Were they able to increase their tournament lead? Yep, and the 'Vortex now leads by 17 points over that dastardly 'Cowbell team. With one exception ('Vortex 3rd place finish in week 5) these 2 top teams have finished 1st or 2nd every week. "Hot Nuts & Honeys", currently 3rd, just doesn't seem to have a chance and their 3rd place position is now in jeopardy. Last week the 'Honeys and their 'Nuts had an uncharacteristically BAD week and "Lebowski" has moved to within 3 points of that 3rd place spot. "Holy SWAG" has moved into 5th place just 2 points ahead of Gary and his "Army of 1" with "Tangled Up In Booze" just outside the top 6 and looking to make their move. The question of the last few weeks, especially for 'SWAG, has been "where is Carl?"

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 68 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 61 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 57 Points - The Cobras
4th Place - 56 Points - Lebowski

TOURNAMENT TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 376 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 359 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 291 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
4th Place - 288 Points - Lebowski
5th Place - 274 Points - Holy SWAG
6th Place - 270 Points - Army of 1
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

UH OH! Doing their best impression of golfer John Van de Velde's meltdown at the 1999 British Open (remember he triple-bogeyed the final hole), the once unstoppable "Bar Ks" now find themselves not 37 points ahead but only 7 points ahead with 3 weeks to go in our 2006 Fall tournament here at Crossgates. What happened to them nobody will know for sure but I did take notice that Amy was there for the first time this tournament and Jack wasn't! HMMMMM! That meltdown has brought 4 additional teams into the 1st place hunt and even the 6th place team of "Off Duty" (2nd place finish last week) is only 23 points back. Perhaps the "Bar Ks" really don't want that top prize of 25,000 Zimbabwe Dollars. "Ladies Night Out" has moved into 2nd place and they hold a miniscule 1 point lead ove the 3rd place goofs from "Wrecked 'Um". Neither one of those teams should breathe too easily because "Out of the Vortex" and "R & R" are still in the mix and Doc Roc's wackos from "R & R" have a way of coming on strong as a tournament nears it's completion. Don't be surprised if Doc's gang pulls this one out.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 64 POINTS - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 63 Points - Off Duty
3rd Place - 58 Points - Out of the Vortex

TOURNAMENT TOP TEN

1st Place - 328 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 321 Points - Ladies Night Out
3rd Place - 320 Points - Wrecked 'Um
4th Place - 315 Points - Out of the Vortex
5th Place - 313 Points - R & R
6th Place - 305 Points - Off Duty
7th Place - 291 Points - Assassins
8th Place - 285 Points - Crimson Tide
9th Place - 263 Points - Senior Discount
10th Place - 262 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
11th Place - 257 Points - Fighting Mongooses
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn

Wed. 8 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz., 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn.
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore



See Damion's website
www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha