Sunday, October 08, 2006

10/08/06

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT

Here we go! Although Halloween falls 2 days before the end of our 2006 Fall Tournament at Celis @ Crossgates we WILL hold our 5th annual costume party on that final tournament night, Thursday night, November 2nd. Make your plans now for your teams costumes. We will be awarding special prizes for the top team and top individual in costume.

IT'S TOURNAMENT TIME

The top 6 teams in total points after the 9 weeks at each show will recieve the following cash prizes respectively.

1st Place - $100
2nd Place - $85
3rd Place - $65
4th Place - $50
5th Place - $40
6th Place - $30

There will also be additional individual prizes and a grand prize at each show.

The mini-categories are listed below with each show but be advised; the list is in no particular order. I will use 2 of them each week. There are 18 mini-categories for each show and the only 2 you will be certain of will be the final week of each tournament because the other 16 will have been used. As each show finishes I will drop those 2 mini-categories from each show's list.

The Tournament Schedule
&
Remaining Mini-Categories

Barn Door
Monday Nights
Sep 11th thru Nov 6th

College/University Nicknames
Clint Eastwood Movies
Condiments
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Legal Terms
Bones of the Body
U.S. Space Program
Chemistry
Fruits & Vegetables
Stock Symbols

Villa Nova West
Wednesday Nights
Sep 6th thru Nov 1st

Big Ten Football
Cat Breeds
7th Heaven
Alcoholic Beverages
Astrology
Human Anatomy
19th Century Presidents
Porn Stars

Celi's @ Crossgates
Thursday Nights
Sep 7th thru Nov 2nd

Computers & Computer Languages
Geometry & Trigonometry
Body Parts
Notre Dame Football
Broadway Shows
Battle of Gettysburg
Railroads
Word Origins

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, with 4 weeks in the books in our Fall 2006 9-Week Trivia Challenge here at the Barn Door, "Lionel Richie Has Left Us", with their 4th consecutive win, has built a HUGE 43 point lead over 2nd place "Out of the Vortex" and it does not look like they intend to give it up. "Wacky Corner", trying to rebound from an unusually bad night in week 3, has moved back into 3rd place just 2 points ahead of the surging "Don't Know Jack". "Don't Know Jack", at this point, must certainly be considered the surprise team of the tournament even though Becky claims they are trying their best to play down to their potential. Two other teams, however, have fallen on hard times in recent weeks. Both the "Large Group of Stupid Monkeys" and the "Sex Toys" teams, after two straight weeks of a "Crash and Burn, Boston Red Sox" style trivia performance, have plummeted, once again, from a 3-way tie for 3rd place, into a 2-way tie for 5th place. Although they both are only 7 points behind "Don't Know Jack", they now have to be watchful of "Billy's ????? Underwear" and "KC" breathing down their collective backs. How embarassing is that?

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 61 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 55 Points - Don't Know Jack
3rd Place - 51 Points - Billy's Tighty Whiteys

TOURNAMENT TOP SIX

1st Place - 268 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
2nd Place - 225 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 203 Points - Wacky Corner
4th Place - 201 Points - Don't Know Jack
5th Place - 194 Points - Large Group of Stupid Monkeys
5th Place - 194 Points - S?x Toys
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Hump Week of our Fall 2006 tournament here at the Villa Nova West has passed and the lead that "Out of the Vortex" holds over the 2nd place "Cowbell" has shrunk to 10 points and Stefan claims that it is his obvious talent in driving the bus that has gotten them this close. His lovely wife Kim pointed out that as long as he keeps wearing his helmet their team will do okay. "Hot Nuts & Honeys" has expanded thier grip on 3rd place to 24 points over 4th place "Lebowski". Speaking of "Lebowski", thanks to the return of Fish, their lead over 5th place "Holy SWAG" has shrunk to 8 points (ouch) and.....what's that I hear.....Gary, the "Army of 1", has hammered his way into 6th place and is now 10 points out of 4th place. Look out "Lebowski" and "Holy SWAG", here comes that mysterious man of mayhem.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 61 Points - Tangled Up In Booze
1st Place - 61 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 56 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
3rd Place - 56 Points - Out of the Vortex

TOURNAMENT TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 308 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 298 Points - Cowbell
3rd Place - 256 Points - Hot Nuts & Honeys
4th Place - 232 Points - Lebowski
5th Place - 224 Points - Holy SWAG
6th Place - 222 Points - Army of 1
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE


After 5 weeks of our 2006 Fall Tournament here at Crossgates the (No Words Can Describe Them) "Bar Ks", have increased their tournament lead over 2nd place "Wrecked 'Um" to 29 points and they are on the verge of running away with the tournament and it's top prize of 25,000 Zimbabwe Dollars. The "Bar Ks" have 3 firsts, a 3rd and a 4th place finish in the first 5 weeks, proving that consistency does rule in the contest world. As a matter of fact, they are the ONLY team to not only finish in one of the top 4 spots in all 5 weeks thus far, they are the only team to finish in the top 6 every week. "Wrecked 'Um" is barely holding on to 2nd place as the runaway train called "R & R" has found their stride and they have closed to within 4 points of 2nd place as both they and "Ladies Night Out' have leap-frogged the falling "Out of the Vortex". The 'Vortex gang has dropped into a 4th place tie only 10 points ahead of the misfits from the "Assassins". The "Assassins have vaulted 5 points ahead of both "Crimson Tide" and "Off Duty" who are tied for 7th place. "Senior Discount", "Fighting Mongooses" and "Thorns-n-Roses" are all fighting for the final 9th and 10th place positions. One of them will most likely finish 11th.....my money is on "Thorns-n-Roses" but those 'Roses sure do have fun.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 68 POINTS - BAR Ks
2nd Place - 61 Points - R & R
3rd Place - 59 Points - Ladies Night Out

TOURNAMENT TOP TEN

1st Place - 294 Points - Bar Ks
2nd Place - 265 Points - Wrecked 'Um
3rd Place - 261 Points - R & R
4th Place - 257 Points - Ladies Night Out
4th Place - 257 Points - Out of the Vortex
6th Place - 247 Points - Assassins
7th Place - 242 Points - Crimson Tide
7th Place - 242 Points - Off Duty
9th Place - 222 Points - Senior Discount
10th Place - 218 Points - Fighting Mongooses
11th Place - 217 Points - Thorns-n-Roses
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"
Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966, with host Mike Horn.
Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056, with host Mike Horn__Wed. 8 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz., 717-626-9907, with host Mike Horn._(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)
BARTENDER J
Jay hosts the following shows:
Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370
Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore


See Damion's website


www.damionwolfe.com
for his complete schedule.
Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha

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