01/02/07

WELCOME TO 2007
&
WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

THIS WEEK'S DREADED MINI-CATEGORIES

Monday Night

The Barn Door show will return on Monday, Jan 8th and your mini-categories will be:

Norway
(2 questions in each round)
&
Corduroy
(1 question in each round)
(Blame "Laffy Taffy for that one)

Wednesday Night
Bret "Hit Man" Hart

Thursday Night
English Grammar
&
Ballet

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, what can I say but THANKS to all of you for making 2006 such a huge success here at the Barn Door. The entire Barn Door family thanks you for your continued support. We will return to the Barn Door on Monday, January 8th.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place -
2nd Place -
3rd Place -
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VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

With "Cowbell" taking some time off, Stefan's parole officer wouldn't let him come out, "Out of the Vortex" took advantage and hammered the daylights out of everyone last Wednesday night as they romped to a 9 point victory over the "Army of 1". Gary finally got off of the 4th place bubble and into the money although he had to sweat out "Holy SWAG's" 3rd place effort. I am not sure if their scores were that close because Willie joined up with Gary, or the SWAGsters had out of town help that wasn't much help. All I know is that Kathy took complete credit for 'SWAG's top 3 finish, the rest of the team just didn't know it until now. "Not Last Place" saw a near-triumphant return after a year-long layoff by claiming 4th place while "Tangled Up In Booze" struggled in the 3rd round and finished tied for 5th with "D-Generation X".

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 67 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 58 Points - Army of 1
3rd Place - 54 Points - Holy SWAG
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Oh what a night last Thursday turned out to be here at Crossgates. The between holidays break meant that only 9 teams showed up but they wound up being very LARGE teams. The team sizes, however, did not translate into LARGE scores. The top 3 teams each had only 4 questions correct in the final round but it was enough to hold off everyone else. As a matter of fact it was so tough that the leading teams after the 2nd round ("Crimson Tide" & "Out of the Vortex") could only manage to get, at the most, 3 questions correct in that dreadful final round. I may have had too much time on my hands in creating the questions.

"Ladies Night Out" stumbled to victory and Pam, who stumbled in late, took complete credit for her team winning. Alice was not happy with that and Sally threatened to beat Pam up in the parking lot. To make matters worse, Sally's son Scott made it very apparent that he was blaming HIS parents but he still decided to help Sally and Dave beat up Pam. More on that continuing saga next week.

To make matters even more tense, the top 5 teams were separated by only 3 points.

"Dedrater Deuce" came back to the show after taking some time off and they finished in 2nd place, just one point behind the 1st place 'Ladies team. Apparently the parental units THEY brought along out were not as much help as they thought they might be.....at least that is what the youngins said as they were leaving. Ironically, the younsters from "Off Duty" echoed the same complaint but I think it was the mystery guests from North Carolina that did them in. It seems as though Sarah's sister Rebecca and Rebecca's friend Megan made the trip from NC to try and help but.....alas.....none was forthcoming.

In a tie for 4th place, just 3 points out of 1st, "Crimson Tide" and "Out of the Vortex" plunged from a 2nd round tie for 1st place into the abyss known as 4th place. For the 'Tide, who swelled to nearly 99 people, Kevin blamed the 'Tide's failure on HIS parents and.....as far as 'Vortex goes.....Lori and Todd blamed it on Lori's mom.....who blamed it on the other Billy.....who then blamed it on his "adoptive" parents Barbara and Bob. Hey, what happened to Peter? I think the parent "blame game" really caught on last week.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 46 Points - Ladies Night Out
2nd Place - 45 Points - Dedrater Deuce Is Back
3rd Place - 44 Points - Off Duty
4th Place - 43 Points - Crimson Tide (Roll Tide)
4th Place - 43 Points - Out of the Vortex
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha