01/14/07

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

Announcement #1

Annie Baileys Show Debuts Tuesday
(See Tuesday Blurb)

Announcement #2

United Disabilities Services
Check Presentation
(See Monday Blurb)

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

www.earthtrivia.com

Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

THIS WEEK'S DREADED MINI-CATEGORIES

Monday Night
@
The Barn Door

Pretty Woman
(2 questions in each round about the 1990 movie)
&
The Unibrow
(1 question in each round)
(Blame "KC" for that one)

Tuesday Night
@
Annie Baileys

Ireland
(Hey, did you expect anything else for opening night)

Wednesday Night
@
Villa Nova West
California

Thursday Night
@
Celis Clubhouse @ Crossgates

The Human Heart

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Happy New Year to all as we held our 1st Barn Door show of 2007. Thanks to Adam for filling in for Gary last week. I forgot that Gary was going to be off skiing with Bigfoot and Elvis in Montana last week. In light of that, I hope all of you will come out THIS week to welcome Gary back.

Also, Monday night we will welcome back our "Platinum Princess" Becky Brown and her gang of goofballs from "Don't Know Jack". It will be a special night for Becky and United Disabilities Services (UDS). Becky is the Director of Development for UDS and, thanks to your generosity in the last half of 2006, I will be presenting a check for $500 to Becky and UDS as part of my (and your) charitable giving efforts in 2006. Thanks again for your kindness.

On the show side of things, the "Wacky Corner" is determined to show that, for 2007, they are better than their normal, habitual, unenthusiastic, borderline boring, weekly, 3rd place finish. They started off on the right foot by coming from WAY BACK IN THE PACK after the 2nd round to win for the first time since 1962.....or something like that. After the show Bob said that he was glad his teammates finally found their brains because he was getting tired of carrying all of them to those mediocre 3rd and 4th place finishes. He was particularly hard on Stephanie and Chad who have been trying to keep their affair under wraps and it has apparently been a huge distraction. It all unraveled last Monday when .....speaking of distractions..... it was also discovered that Chad's grandmother (Carol) and my father (Lefty) have been dating each other. Chad is really confused right now!

"Lionel Richie Has Left Us" made a valiant effort but fell 2 points short in 2nd place but they were happy to have slipped by "Out of the Vortex" which finished 3rd. See you guys Monday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 64 Points - WACKY CORNER
2nd Place - 62 Points - Lionel Richie Has Left Us
3rd Place - 61 Points - Out of the Vortex
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ANNIE BAILEYS IRISH PUB
www.anniebaileysirishpub.com
Tuesdays Starting at 8:30pm

28-30 East King Street Lancaster, Pennsylvania 17602

phone: 717-393-4000 fax: 717-393-4566

Hours: 11am-2am 7 days a week

YEAH! Yes, the time has finally arrived. Tuesday night, January 16th, the EARTHTRIVIA network's newest show will debut here at Annie Baileys Irish Pub in downtown Lancaster.

Parking is available on the street, if you can find it, and in the King Street Parking garage up the ramp next to the convention center site. Parking in the garage is $1 an hour so carpooling is a good way to save a quarter or two.

Come out and enjoy opening night festivities, a great menu and tremendous service. The show will be held on the 2nd floor and there will be a full menu and bar service. I will be setting up in the middle of the bar area and there should not be a bad seat in the house but you might want to get there early. Since I am expecting a generous size crowd for opening night (and, hopefully, for the entire run of the show.....perhaps 8 to 10 years) why don't you guys try to get there a little early (say 7:30 or so) BRING YOUR APPETITES, have something to eat, plenty to drink and some great dessert.

Check out their website www.anniebaileysirishpub.com for their menu and enjoy.

My personal favorite selections for a good evening are:

Irish Red Ale

House Side Salad

Beef and Guinness

Dessert

&

AB Mocha Blast

(this is Kahlua, Baileys, Coffee and Whipped Creme topped with Chocolate Sauce)

OH MY GOD

A tremendous amount of thanks goes out to Mark Vergenes of "Pitt Stop" for recommending me to Annie Baileys. In August, Mark, a registered investment adviser, began his own firm called MIRUS Financial Partners at 110 East King Street and he is a strong supporter of Annie Baileys. Thanks also to Robert Fox, Annie Baileys general manager, for agreeing with Mark and giving me the opportunity to expand my show into the heart of Lancaster.

VILLA NOVA WEST
2833 Columbia Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17603
(717) 295-2344

Wednesday Nights Starting At 8:30pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Try as he might, even Gary's ("Army of 1") own mini-category selection of the 2006 Philadelphia Phillies was not enough to get him to victory lane last Wednesday night as "Tangled Up In Booze" spoiled the show. The 'Booze 4-some got 9 out of 11 correct in the final round and just squeeked by an equally impressive twosome called "Common Sense" who actually got 9 & 1/2 of the final 11 correct. "Out of the Vortex" survived to finish in 3rd place as everyone watched 2nd round leader "Jomoma" crumble under the pressure to keep up. Thanks again to all 17 teams that came out to the 'Nova last week.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 70 Points - Tangled Up In Booze
2nd Place - 69 Points - Common Sense
3rd Place - 63 Points - Out of the Vortex
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

How disappointed was "Crimson Tide" last Thursday night? They certainly had a decent night. They scored 56 points and that is often enough to finish in the top 3 if not the the top spot. Well, they had to settle for 8TH place. Yes, I said 8TH.

Last Thursday was one of the best overall scoring nights for the whole crowd here at Crossgates as the top 10 teams finish a total of 15 points apart with the top 6 teams finishing 8 points apart, including a tie for 3rd place.

"Out of the Vortex", licking it's wounds from 3rd place finishes earlier in the week.....and.....wanting to stop "Ladies Night Out" from winning 3-in-a-row, flexed it's trivia muscle and BARELY escaped with the victory over the 'Ladies. It was a bitter loss for "Ladies Night Out" because they managed to get 9 of 11 correct in the final round only to fall 1 point short of their 3rd straight win. As a matter of fact, the "Fighting Mongooses" also had 9 correct in that final round and finished in a tie for 3rd place to the surprise of many, including themselves. The "Bar Ks" were the team that the 'Mongi tied for 3rd and the "Bar Ks" were one of 4 teams to get 8 of the final eleven correct. Even "Thorns-n-Roses" got 8 of 11 in the final round to finish ahead of "Crimson Tide". Even though the 'Tide did very well by getting 7 of 11, how humiliating it must be to end up behind the 'Roses!< /DIV>

In further news about the freakish bunch from "Ladies Night Out", Pam was mysteriously absent and the question on everyone's mind was whether she will ever recover from the parking lot encounter she had 2 weeks ago with the mighty Alice. Dave and Sally have also mysteriously disappeared and Scott (Dave and Sally's son) and John (Alice's husband) are not talking. Seems like a task for CSI Miami! I bet Alice cracks under Horatio's pressure. I will continue to try to find out more on this intriguing story.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 69 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 68 Points - Ladies Night Out
3rd Place - 66 Points - Fighting Mongooses
3rd Place - 66 Points - Bar Ks
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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and Babaganoosh's/Broken Lizard's very own Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Delight"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)

BARTENDER J

Jay hosts the following shows:

Tues. 8 P.M.. The Cat's Meow, 215 South Charlotte St., Manheim, 717-664-3370

Wed. 8 and 9 P.M. (two games). Brendee's Cafe, 449 West Lemon St., Lancaster, 717-397-8646

Sat. 9 P.M. The Tilted Kilt, 112 E. Main Street Mount Joy, 717-653-2180

DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com

Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and J's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha