07/13/08

WELCOME TO THE
BILLY WARMTH TRIVIA SHOW

Announcements

On Monday, July 21st I will be on vacation in New Hampshire and Bruiser will once again be your substitute host at the Barn Door show. I can tell you this, you WON'T have to endure an entire set of jumbles in round 2. Please treat him with all the disdain you treat me with.

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Greetings Earthlings, I am your host, Mr Billy (Buddha Belly) Warmth. I am the purveyor of mirth and madness, causer of brain cell cannibalization, giver of great prizes and the Master of all things trivial, well, next to Curtis Earth that is. Follow me now to the Land of TRIVIA.

GIVE YOURSELVES A BREAK, KEEP THE DISHES AND POTS/PANS IN THE CABINET, SAVE YOUR APPETITES AND COME OUT EARLY FOR SOME GOOD FOOD AND A GOOD SEAT AT THE SHOWS!

NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW
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THE BARN DOOR
14 Blue Rock Road
Millersville, PA 17551
Phone: (717) 872-9943

MONDAY NIGHTS @ 8:30PM

Come out around 7:30 and have a really good meal, then have some dessert.

Last Week's Blurbage

Well, the attendance came back somewhat last week. We had 70 people and we welcomed back the "Puppet Lint". They are like the Hatfields and McCoys all on one team. And, they finished in 3rd place. We haven't seen them since the end of the Spring tournament so they were a welcome sight. Angela is back from doing missionary work in Kenya, I mean Kansas (same thing). It was especially pleasing to see Rich and Cindy and daughter Kelsey. Rich is recovering from a very serious kidney issue and although he lost alot of weight he really looks good. Welcome back bud and continued good health to you. As for the rest of the teams, the unstoppable "Out of the Vortex" won with 75 points. The "J-Men" finished 2nd and Jim and Tom beat each other up right in front of Tom's lovely family. Mr Miller blamed Tom for some of the wrong answers that sank the team. Jim just can't accept the fact that it might be him causing the problems. Sounds like a Manor Township planning meeting to me. "Don't KNow Jack" was back with the adorable Zoe and they finished in 5th placejust 4 points behind Brian, Kim and Bill's team of "Yoko Ono, Or For the Dyslexic.....Ono". On a low note, the "Wacky Corner" was beaten by 1 point by Chad's sister's team "I am McLovin'". Now that is humiliating. Where in the world has "Lionel Richie Has Left Us" been. And, not to go unmentioned, "KCC" managed to tie for 9th.

Your Upcoming Mini-categories are:

July 14th - Poland
July 21st - Broadway Shows
July 28th - Superman

GOOD LUCK

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1st Place - 75 Points - Out of the Vortex
2nd Place - 69 Points - The J-Men
3rd Place - 64 Points - Puppet Lint
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CELI'S CLUBHOUSE @ CROSSGATES
(Just south of the Millersville University campus - end of Shenks Lane)
1 Crossland Pass
Millersville, PA 17551
872-2628

Thursday Nights Starting At 8pm!
Come out early and get a bite to eat

LAST WEEK'S BLURBAGE

Holy cow, what a night. Crystal clear, warm and no wind at all, perfectly calm. Add to that the 147 people on 19 teams. Ahhh....and guess what...."Chroma", the ones from the Kennedy Administration, finished in the top 6 AGAIN. Stewart is taking ALL of the credit and apparently he is blaming Queen Paula for the team not doing better. This wasn't a pretty sight. Canes were flying and walkers were being hurled all over the place. Speaking of not pretty sights, the "Stupid MOFOs" were locked in another epic struggle with "Out of the Vortex", the team that the 'MOFOs claim cheat by using their ventilators to get more oxygen to their brains. Well, Joyce's band of wackos from the 'MOFOs beat the 'Vortex by 1 point; they hammered all other teams the week before and Joyce has, once again, taken all of the credit. Boy her teammates hate her. In 3rd place was the returning FULL squad from the "Fighting Mongooses". They came within 5 points of tying for 1st place. They are very "Chroma"-like in that they haven't seen the leaderboard since 1962 either. Welcome back to the luscious Leslie and Tanya and a special welcome to trivia virgin Brandon. Uh oh, Joyce probably just went ballistic reading that. She thinks she is the only luscious one worthy of mentioning. The pleasure/pain team this week had to be "Crimson Tide". Why, you ask. Well, they take great pleasure in just coming out each week to enjoy the show and they sometimes do really well. Then comes the pain part of last week. It seems that even Bruiser's own teammates don't want to play with him as NOBODY else showed up from "R & R" so the 'Tide took pitty on him and let him join them for the night. As the night ended they declared that they would NEVER do that again. And so it goes, another week of fun and team mayhem.

Your Upcoming Mini-Categories are:

July 17th - Snakes
July 24th - Revolutionary War
July 31st - Math Terms

See you guys Thursday night.

LAST WEEK'S TOP TEAMS

1ST PLACE - 79 Points - Stupid MOFOs
2nd Place - 78 Points - Out of the Vortex
3rd Place - 74 Points - Fighting Mongooses
4th Place - 74 Points - Off Duty
5th Place - 62 Points - Better half
6th Place - 60 points - CHROMA

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Trivia Partners:

EARTH TRIVIA w/MIKE HORN
Our own Web'Mike'ster and fellow show host Mike Horn along with his "TrashBag of Deee-lite"

Sun. 8 P.M.. Cafe Chuckles, 1335 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, 717-397-3966

Tue. 8 P.M. Bube's Brewery, 102 North Market St., Mount Joy, 717-653-2056

Wed. 7 P.M. Lititz VFW, 14 North Spruce St., Lititz, 717-626-9907
(Note: Someone from your team must be a member of the VFW to be able to play at this venue.)


449 West Lemon Street, Lancaster, 717-397-8646
DAMION WOLFE: www.damionwolfe.com
Tremendously Talented Singer/Songwriter from Baltimore

See Damion's website

www.damionwolfe.com

for his complete schedule.

Crossgates Golf Course
Millersville
www.crossgatesgolf.com

This is a beautiful and challenging 18-hole full service public golf course located just south of the Millersville University campus at Shenks Lane and Crossland Pass. Crossgates PGA Pro Scott Vandegrift (MU Golf Team Head Coach) and assistant PGA Pro Scott Fritz are the guys to see. Call 872-4500 or visit the Pro-Shop for info on tee times, rates, lessons or bang a few buckets of balls on the driving range. Men's and Ladies locker rooms and showers are available. Crossgates is a non-metal spikes facility.

I want to thank all of you for continuing to support my shows. Please don't forget to stay up to date on all of the happenings at Mike Horn's and Justin's shows as well as Curtis' shows in Florida by checking out the EarthTrivia website at www.earthtrivia.com. If you are not at one of my shows you better be at one of theirs. The Trivia Gods are watching.

Thanks To All

Buddha